Slitsy

Definition of someone who is inebriated due to excessive alcohol and/or drug consumption resulting in their eyes to resemble slits.

1) Hey slitsy, how about another drink?
2) You should have seen him, he was completed slitsed over

by Janszoon July 6, 2003

shlitring

When your anus is loose and leaks anal juices down your legs. Mainly feces or bloody diarrhea. You should not leave the toilet during this time, otherwise it will result in mass critisizm and stench throughout your life.

Excuse me teacher, I have shlitring today. May I be excused for many hours.

by Leynic March 6, 2008

Slit Skittle

When you have been nipping on that clitoris too long it turns from pink to red, to purple, and if you nip it much longer a pus yellow.

I think have tasted your rainbow enough to call it a Slit Skittle.

by SupremeFemboy69 June 3, 2021

sliding slits

Two men that interlock their dick slits for pleasure or for when two women are scissoring.

Dude,those guys are getting super sweaty from sliding slits!

by OnlyGhosts March 8, 2015

slit his/her throat

horizontal cut across the neck using a sharp knife/object.
(caution:bloody)

What an a-hole! I'm gonna slit his/her throat!

by FOOGIKABUGI June 11, 2006

pickle-slit

Another awesome word for "vagina."

Dude, I'd give my left dick to fuck her pickle-slit.

by BMV March 15, 2008

Chicken slit

Female genitalia belonging to a teen or young women. Especially that of a young woman small in size and not having procreated.

Don’t bring me those chicken slit teen pads. I’m a woman with hen bits.

Thongs are for chicken slits, women wear granny panties.

by Cor Riversprite March 9, 2019