homo substitute

1) A hetero-fexible male
2) A heterosexual man who drinks and becomes increasingly more gay
3) A heterosexual male who will act as a gay man (i.e. cuddle, receive sexual favors) when a fellow homosexual is not present.

"Are there going to be any homos or homo substitutes at that party, if not then I see no reason to go"

"I cuddled with a homo substitute last night. Almost as good as the real thing

by Pr3dair October 21, 2010

Substitute

Whether he gets a phone call from his girlfriend, or splinter in his finger, this social athlete calls full time far too early.

"Where is Ben tonight? It's only 10pm"...... "He's gone home to be a substitute. He'd rather be with the ball and chain".

by TheAthlete November 2, 2014

substitious

If being superstitious is believing in things that aren't true, being substitious is believing in things that are true, but that very few people believe to be true.

There are many substitions, which include "It'll get better if you don't pick at it," "Sometimes things just happen," and "There are a lot of things in the world that you don't know about."

Terry Pratchett describes 71-Hour Ahmed as substitious, which "places him in a minority amongst humans."

— Taken from the page everything2.com/title/substition, explaining substition according to Terry Pratchett, who originated the term in the Discworld novel Jingo.

by Nigel Nquande March 26, 2011

substitooth

A fake tooth. Can be natural-colored or gold.

Denny's dentist pulled out a rotten tooth. Now Denny has a substitooth.

by exeter j. smith March 16, 2009

pillow substitution

The act of switching pillow faces when a pillow becomes too warm due to absorption of the sleeper's body heat. This act can be accomplished by turning the pillow over, revealing the unused and cool side, or by getting a new pillow.

Last night I was pretty hot after doing my girlfriend. So my pillow got really hot and I couldn't fall asleep. That's when I pulled a pillow substitution. It was some tag-team, fresh action.

by juanch June 17, 2010

Character Substituted Words

Words that use other characters. Tend to become very annoying. Here's a list of what each letter is substituted by, usually.
A = 4 or @
B = l3
C = (
D = cl, or |)
E = 3
F = Nothing for F, but you can use ones from different types of languages. Such as ㅋ, which is from Korean alphabet(hangul)
G = 9
H = |-|
I = !, or 1
J = nothing for J
K = l<,
L = |_
M = lVl
N = lV
O = 0
P = not that i know of
Q = still nothing that i know of
R = i got nothing
S = 5
T = +, or 7
U = |_|
V = \/
W = \/\/
X = i got notin
Y = >-
Z = still notin

Guy 1: ">- 0, >- 3 5 7 3 R |) 4 >-, ! \/\/ 3 lV 7 2 7 |-| ! 5 4 \/\/ 3 5 0 |V| 3 P 4 R 7 >-"
Guy 2: "Stop typing character substituted words, damn it! I can hardly understand you!"

by Hojin :P May 9, 2010

Substitute Teacher

The act of sitting on one's non-dominant hand for 20 minutes or until it is numb, then using that hand to beat off or give someone a hand job. Similar to The Stranger, but using the non-dominant hand (i.e. left hand if you are right-handed and vice versa).

I'm a little sick, but it's nothing that a beer and
a quick substitute teacher can't fix.

by MFLB October 4, 2010