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substitious 

If being superstitious is believing in things that aren't true, being substitious is believing in things that are true, but that very few people believe to be true.
There are many substitions, which include "It'll get better if you don't pick at it," "Sometimes things just happen," and "There are a lot of things in the world that you don't know about."

Terry Pratchett describes 71-Hour Ahmed as substitious, which "places him in a minority amongst humans."

— Taken from the page everything2.com/title/substition, explaining substition according to Terry Pratchett, who originated the term in the Discworld novel Jingo.
substitious by Nigel Nquande March 26, 2011
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substition 

The oppisite of a superstition, a substition is the belief in something that is utterly true. Coined by Terry Pratchett in 'Making Money'.
When my mother told me not to pick at my scab or it wouldn't heal, I saw immediately that she was very substicious (believing greatly in a substition).
substition by Himawari Takami March 31, 2009

susticious 

very attractive, very good looking, looking real hot, or awesome
or it also means scandalous, hater, shady, trifling, or acting stupid.
"yo that girl is looking susticious!"
"that's susticious!"
"why is your girl acting susticious?"
susticious by Ray Lacson August 19, 2008

substrious 

A kind person and friend. Department of Homeland Security's Secret Service director from kinkocat's State of New York.
Substrious is amazing.
substrious by thereallycoolemma101 October 3, 2018

Suspitious 

When something is so weird, it defies grammar.
Brad: That guy is really weird, his activity is all over the place.

Tracie: Yeah that's suspitious as fuck.
Suspitious by Natberarc November 17, 2019

Subspicious 

Something which is below suspicion.
Being completely obvious, and thus "below suspicion."
"Who do you think the murderer is?"
"Probably John, he was absolutely enthralled when Jane found the body, pretty subspicious if you ask me."
Subspicious by CancerousCancer October 30, 2020

Suptitious

Adjective: Very calm, reserved, and/or relaxed behavior

Noun variant: Suptition
My classroom has very suptitious students

My suptition allows me to keep a cool head at work
Suptitious by SandyTurtle April 4, 2026
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