Definitions by juanch

infinity horn 

holding down a car horn continuously, thereby making an obnoxious, incessant blaring sound

Residential neighborhood, 1 AM. Infinity horn!

infinity horn by juanch August 1, 2011

datred 

the animosity between two people who are on a date but clearly hate each other

See that couple over there? The datred between them is palpable.

datred by juanch April 3, 2011

pillow substitution 

The act of switching pillow faces when a pillow becomes too warm due to absorption of the sleeper's body heat. This act can be accomplished by turning the pillow over, revealing the unused and cool side, or by getting a new pillow.

Last night I was pretty hot after doing my girlfriend. So my pillow got really hot and I couldn't fall asleep. That's when I pulled a pillow substitution. It was some tag-team, fresh action.

pillow substitution by juanch June 17, 2010

neccophiliac 

One who has an unnatural love of Necco products; one who loves to consume chalk

Jim: Man, I fucking love these Necco wafers!

Dave: You sick neccophiliac!

neccophiliac by juanch March 20, 2010