juanch's definitions

infinity horn

holding down a car horn continuously, thereby making an obnoxious, incessant blaring sound

Residential neighborhood, 1 AM. Infinity horn!

by juanch August 1, 2011

datred

the animosity between two people who are on a date but clearly hate each other

See that couple over there? The datred between them is palpable.

by juanch April 3, 2011

neccophiliac

One who has an unnatural love of Necco products; one who loves to consume chalk

Jim: Man, I fucking love these Necco wafers!

Dave: You sick neccophiliac!

by juanch March 20, 2010

pillow substitution

The act of switching pillow faces when a pillow becomes too warm due to absorption of the sleeper's body heat. This act can be accomplished by turning the pillow over, revealing the unused and cool side, or by getting a new pillow.

Last night I was pretty hot after doing my girlfriend. So my pillow got really hot and I couldn't fall asleep. That's when I pulled a pillow substitution. It was some tag-team, fresh action.

by juanch June 17, 2010