State Fair Syndrome

A couple who you usually see at the State Fair where the dude is really crappy and is wearing a beater, while the chick is gorgeous and is out of the guy's league

Tony: Damn, that chick is fiiiine, too bad she's with that douche bag

Brandon: I know, that's so State Fair Syndrome

or

Britney Spears and K-Fed

by egge0133 June 19, 2007

take state

To succeed in the pursuit of intercourse.

John took that skank out to his truck; he's going to take state for sure.

by John Ringo March 25, 2007

Tri-State Pussy Date

Any trip that spans 3 or more states in an effort to obtain a booty call.

Boss - "Why the fuck did you call out of work yesterday?"

Guy - "Sorry bossman, I was driving for 7 hours yesterday to get back from my tri-state pussy date."

by Dangerstache October 6, 2009

that state up north

A term used by Ohio State Buckeye fans when dicussing the state of Michigan. It is mostly commonly heard from the people of Columbus, Ohio, especially during football season.

Buckeye Fan- Yeah! We're gonna kick the ass of that state up north this Saturday! O-H!

Random Stranger from Ohio: I-O!

Wolverine Fan- Shut up you worthless nuts.

Non-Ohioan/Michigander- What the hell are you guys going on about? It's a freaking game.

by RandomChickLady March 25, 2011

Prostitute State

A state that lowers its living standards to attract business

“Texas has totally become a prostitute state. They have lowered their environmental standards so far that coal dust is killing the trees there.”

by abe_froman_was_here May 5, 2011

Deep State

An unseen body of people within a country (espec. US) who collectively have powerful influence on government policy.

"The US deep state wants its existence to be known as a conspiracy theory."

by derw00d February 8, 2022

Wayne Stated

Basically this is when you get screwed and its 100% not your fault... its the system.

When you wake up at 6:30, get to wayne at 8 and Kresgee isn't unlocking its doors. So you freeze for like 5 mins till somebody hears you dying outside. Then you get inside and they are doing construction so now you cant even study. "Man I got wayne stated today"

by imfurzini May 22, 2018