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Stanklepuss

A woman named Christine that has the face of Willem Dafoe and Chunk from the Goonies, and has a terrible odor emanating from her vagina.
"Man, I must have been hammered last night, because I took Christine home. Once her pants came off, that stanklepuss slapped me sober."
by squidhands4309 March 18, 2017
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spunkle ship

A game played by two players, where they lie down with the tops of their heads touching. Players then attempt to ejaculate over their own heads onto the opposing player.
Whoever loses this round of spunkle ship gets to shower last!
by Dimox January 25, 2018
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Abraham Stinkler

Did you catch the inaugural speech? If you turn up your volume, you can hear him rip an Abraham Stinkler right when he was sworn in.
by trendy67 May 16, 2022
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spunkle

During sex, when a man ejactulates on his partner and immediately blows a handful of glitter over it.

Spunk + sparkle = spunkle.
Othernames: tinkerbelled, fairy dusting etc.
by te125 November 9, 2010
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Stunsle Filtchkin

1. Rumple Stiltskins' real name (the first incarnation of) passed down through many generations...some of which had excessive ear wax build up. 2. When a hunchbacked dwarf with a large, bent nose, beady little eyes and a chin like an onion (with 2 or 3 hairs sticking out of it) strikes a pose (typically stationed hunched over in a corner of a 17th century inn, rubbing his chin with one hand while saying "hmmm").
"Oh my......look at that hunchbacked little man with the bent nose, beady eyes and ....and....that onion chin with HAIRS growin' outta it!!!Dude.....he's got that Stunsle Filtchkin thing going on!!!"
by The paulinator May 24, 2008
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Spunkleminge

The types of food you would find in your housemate's cupboard when you are starving and skint, the problem being that non of it appears to be edible as it looks strange, vegan, beans/pulses or lentil type foods that probably cost a fortune. The end result being that you have to go and steal a loaf of bread for the shop.
Eg, Spunkleminge could be Tapioka or tinned foodstuffs that resemble frogspawn or lumpy spunk. or Miso soup.

See - Yoghurt Weaving
by Briskr August 29, 2009
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