the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night
by cooooooooooolavery November 10, 2009
1. Person featured on Wanny-o's website.
2. Person who enjoys sleeping on couches
3. Small fat schlong.
2. Person who enjoys sleeping on couches
3. Small fat schlong.
by Samurai-X October 03, 2003
by alex rivera July 21, 2006
(v) To smoke marijuana.
(n) The huge tree stump on East Rock in New Haven, CT. Serves as a great spot for circles.
(n) The huge tree stump on East Rock in New Haven, CT. Serves as a great spot for circles.
by Doobie Dave May 27, 2005
Stumped is used to describe when one is feeling sad and horny. Everyone has felt this at some point and the council has decided to create a word for this. Happy Stumping
"Hey bro how you feelin"
"Im feelin pretty stumped rn"
My gf blueballed me and then broke up with me, im stumped as fuck.
"Im feelin pretty stumped rn"
My gf blueballed me and then broke up with me, im stumped as fuck.
by braeden has awesome pants September 09, 2019
A person who is non-participatory during the act of sexual intercourse. Similar to a deadfish however more sexually unenjoyable based on lack of experience, skill, or natural fucking ability. Generally a woman. Often of high status or attractiveness (but also commonly having the IQ of a vegetable) that many men wouldn't bother telling to get her act together in the sack.
friend: so..?
victim: I don't want to talk about it.
friend: oh come on bitch wtf happened?
victim: She was a stump and I fucked her like one. (I may as well have gone out and fucked one in the woods)
friend: aww shit. sucks that some girls don't realize they can be HORRIBLE in bed regardless of their genetics right? Did you give her a hint?
victim: nah man she probably wouldn't react well to critizism. she's so far up there on her self appointed high horse. i just fucked her like a ragdoll while trying to inflict as much pain as possible. choked her out.
friend: that a kid
victim: I don't want to talk about it.
friend: oh come on bitch wtf happened?
victim: She was a stump and I fucked her like one. (I may as well have gone out and fucked one in the woods)
friend: aww shit. sucks that some girls don't realize they can be HORRIBLE in bed regardless of their genetics right? Did you give her a hint?
victim: nah man she probably wouldn't react well to critizism. she's so far up there on her self appointed high horse. i just fucked her like a ragdoll while trying to inflict as much pain as possible. choked her out.
friend: that a kid
by TheSwift August 19, 2009
The Black Knight in the movie, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight
by Dusty Smith January 23, 2006