cock stump

A someone who is short enough that you can put your junk on their head and let it rest.

Look at that girl, "I could use her as a cock stump."

by Shrekalec September 10, 2009

patrick stump fan

Patrick stump fan: is always socially awkward when it comes to every thing, is confused when people say Pete Wentz is their celebrity heartthrob when patrickbis clearly a little marshmallow to them. They love the album soul punk and knows exactly what Patrick is saying in sugar we're going down and this ain't a scene it's an arms race

Patrick stump fan: I love Patrick stump so much he's my little marshmallow

Pete wentz fan: isn't he the bassist for fall out boy?

Patrick stump fan: *head turns slowly* Excuse me?! Pete wentz is the bassist, Patrick stump is the lead singer and if you think he's not a tiny marshmallow of cuteness you're dead to me

Pete wentz fan: *slowly backs away*

by SAVE ROCK AND ROLL December 26, 2016

Patrick Stump

MMMMMMMMMMHMMMMMM THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT-
HE'S SO SHORT AND STUBBY BUT SO ADORBALE AND NRINRJRBRKR

"No one can pull of a fedora."

` Patrick Stump can. `

by smol-aesthetic-weirdo March 26, 2017

Saucy Fuck Stump

After ejaculation, the penis becomes flaccid while still wearing a thick coat of semen. The once tree-like penis is now merely a stump, covered in nothing but sauce-like sexually emitted fluids.

Get me a fucking towel so I can clean this Saucy Fuck Stump up!

by micah November 21, 2003

stumpified

1. What happens when you ingest too much alcohol (ie. Natural Light) and fail to meet a deadline, or fail to accomplish anything at all).

2. When you are confused about heavily smoking vehicles passing you on the roadway.

1. "Hey Leroy, did you get those train horns installed?" "Naw, I've been stumpified"

2. "I was stumpified by an Excursion today on I-10"

by covered in soot November 3, 2007

slumph

utter relaxation, usually occurring in the days following the hangover from a big session.
not caring about thing
slumohy snacks, slumphy films, slumphy in n out of sleep

what you up to goobs?
not a lot mate, just slumphing

its better to have slumphed n lost than to have never slumphed at all

by mickeybubble July 15, 2011

stumpff!

Onomatopoeic word often seen in foreign language graphic novels and cartoons to indicate when something has been plugged.

"...as the huge African transsexual lined up his thick tool with Maverick74's winking anus, the trashed browneye quivered in anticipation of yet another violent reaming. As the straddling nubian bore down on his prey the sphincter gave way with a dull 'STUMPFF!"

by The Drizzla" March 22, 2007