strumming my man banjo

the act of a man masturbating

ohhh dude i was so horny last night but my girls outta town so i had to spend the night strumming my man banjo

by jonbalbach June 29, 2009

Strummer

A sexy musical man who plays guitar
chances are he be a sex god and he'll bring his guitar with him when you wanna get busy n dirty

"omg stephanie"
"yeah girl?"
"that guy is so hot. he has a guitar case and his dick print is on point"
"omg he must be a strummer lets go get himmm"

by home is where you're happy November 17, 2018

strumboluptious

Adj. A word used to describe a person who is seemingly one of a lesser social class/rank.

greg - wow...check out that group of "cool kids"
harvey - talk about strumboluptious
greg - lets go before someone thinks we are too

by Greg642 November 13, 2006

Strumbole

When a large group of people all cum into a bag and hang it on somebody's doorknob or mail box and leave it there for the unsuspecting citizen to find in the morning.

"Dude, let's go strumbole Mr. Parker's house."
"Hells yeah!"

by DuaneCarp July 30, 2009

strumolo

One of the whoriest kinds of females, the type that when they fart it smells like K-Y Jelly Whorish

Did that strumolo fart again?

by Jon April 4, 2005

Strumottu

Il più formale, elegante e altisonante modo per nominare uno "spinello" di marijuana o hashish.

Amuni a fari u strumottu a villa ou
N'avemu strumotti?

by L'amicidosert January 25, 2018

strumpo

A male prostitute (see strumpet).

I went out with a real strumpo last night.

by Arabella Dultenfinch March 19, 2018