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The Strobe Light

To perform the strobe light, one must first have a couple of conditions in which must remain static during the art of copulation. The first condition is that this act must be performed in a room with ambient light provided by a lamp plugged in with an old=school "clapper" machine. The other condition is that the room should be completely dark when the light is turned in the off position.

So here we go.
Simply have un-gentle, hard sex (at a rigorous pace) with your partner so that it creates the typical "slapping" sound. This will activate the clapper, turning the light on and off at a rapid pace. EI, it's a fucking strobe light!!!
Last night I got wasted and started poundin' this chick. Dude, it was classic, we actually did the strobe light!
by DDubleYou October 14, 2007
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fake strobe

the act of blinking your eyes really fast and moving around slowly. thus, creating the strobe light effect.
gd : i wish i had a strobe light!
lh : you can make your own strobe light!!!
gd : how???!!!
lh : just blink your eyes..really fast and move your arms around real slow.
gd : lol wow hold on...OMFG I LOVE IT
lh : get some techno and now you can fake strobe!!!
by liana!! December 14, 2008
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single-strobe light-flick

Refers to a "consideration for sleepers" action whereby --- in order to briefly look at something from the doorway of a pitch-dark room in which you know that one or more other humans are seeking a little shut-eye --- you first open up your own eyelids extra-wide to allow yourself maximum visibility, and then perform a super-quick "on-off" action (one-half-second at the absolute maximum) with the room's light-switch, so that you are able to check on whatever you needed to know (such as that there is nothing on the floor between you and the sleeper's bed, and thus you can safely tiptoe forward in the dark and crawl in with the slumberer without tripping), but minimize the disturbance of the sleepy person(s) by not having the ceiling-lamp lit long enough for him to even be much aware of it.
Considerate dude who's staying overnight at his girlfriend's apartment: I always use the "single-strobe light-flick" prior to re-joining Tiffany in her bed after I visit the Little Boys' Room during the night, just to make sure that neither of her cats has decided to stretch itself out on the floor of the bedroom. It avoids any unexpected "yowls in the dark", plus Tiffany tells me that she seldom even notices my brief room-illuminations, so that's a good thing.
by QuacksO September 7, 2018
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Coke stroker

One who exchanges sexual favors for cocaine.
Wonda Wonderpig was queen of the coke stroker set!
by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016
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Stroke God

The one kid that is hard at everything. He is the ideal specimen
by Stroke god April 6, 2017
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Stroke FC

Stroke FC is a non league football team based in North-west England Carlisle.
They are a football club aiming for success and hope one day they can progress into the football league.
They hold a historic win over nearby rivals Carlisle UTD when Stroke FC beat them 5 - 2 in a friendly game.
Their fans claim to be called "The Strokers".
Stroke FC is a growing football team filled with talent
by Honest_Football Fan April 8, 2021
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Penalty stroke

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.
I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.
by arnie123 April 4, 2015
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