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Mong Strength 

The uncanny ability for people who are not quite right in the head to have sometimes supernatural strength. Particularly when they are wound up from you calling them a retard.
"Was abusing mental sheppy the other day"
"Fuck that mate, hes got proper mong strength"
Mong Strength by Nozzer September 5, 2006

Jack Strength 

The sudden reflexes acquired to do stuff after jacking off. Used by Itsreal85 on YouTube.
I just clicked on this YouTube video in a heartbeat like I have immortal jack strength.
Jack Strength by Ma$terC August 3, 2017

drunk strength 

the hidden and ungodly strength one gets while being drunk. also associated with being incredibly stubborn while drunk.
I tried to rip the beer mug out of Pat's hand, but couldn't due to his insane drunk strength!

I couldn't remove Pat's arm from around my neck because of his incredible drunk strength!
drunk strength by RGI January 3, 2009

morning strength 

when you first wake up and your body is still tired and you can not do the simplest of things like unscrew the toothpaste or open the jelly jar.
Dave: Idk why i have so much trouble opening the milk gallon in the morning for cereal, i can never seem to do it.

Tim: Thats cuz you still have morning strength from not being awake long enough, its ok Dave, it happens to the best of us.

dad strength

dad strength is the ridiculous amount of strength every dad possesses, despite their physique.
Person 1: “How does your dad bench 285? He’s skinnier than I am!”
Person 2: “He’s just got that dad strength.”
dad strength by bigdoghayden69 January 31, 2022

old man strength 

the crazy insane strength you gain when you become an old man
did you see grandpa pick up that keg of beer?
Yeah he has sick old man strength
old man strength by caliwolves April 9, 2009