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scranus

The area between your shit dropper and goolies.
If you split your scranus you go psycho.
by P.Nus August 6, 2004
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scranus

The flabby stinky skin between your dingleberry tree and ur tea bagger
Mom will u please stop tickeling my scranus
by Vagina Breath November 5, 2004
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strauss

Technically, either Johann Strauss the Waltz King or Richard Strauss, the more serious composer who wrote tone poems and operas. Among real musicians, though, 'Strauss' almost invariably refers to Richard Strauss. You are a total noob if you think music festivals and professional orchestras program silly waltzes all the time when you see Strauss in their repertoire.
"Hey, wanna come to my concert tonight? The conductor's amazing, and we're playing Strauss."

"Uhh...I don't know if I care to hear Emperor Waltz or the Blue Danube again."

"Aww come on- we're talking 'Death and Transfiguration' here!"
by spinningtabletop January 15, 2009
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scranus

by JD April 10, 2003
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Strauss'd

Primarily used in an academic setting to describe a scenario where a person has no choice but to mindlessly follow along with a situation that may have negative consequences or be completely void of logic and reason.

This originally referred to the Kafkaesque attempt to learn the philosophy of the German-Jew Leo Strauss (an attempt best described as a futile, self-infliction of mental anguish) but has since evolved into a more generic term. Professors and advocates of Strauss' philosophy are known for being staunch defenders of his writings through even the most devastating of critiques.

Characteristics of Strauss' writings are:

-Summing up the ideologies and life's work of a philosopher in a brief, passing remark when a thorough and in-depth knowledge would be necessary to comprehend the arguments being made.
-Writing ironically or, without warning, speaking from the perspective of a writer he completely disagrees with.

-Using the same logical fallacies that he criticizes in others.
-Writing an endnote that fills multiple pages of text.

The term is applied when an absurd lack of reason or logic has forced the victim into an uncomfortable corner.
Student A: "But didn't Aristotle say (example)?"
Professor: "Ah but Strauss said about Aristotle that (loosely related example). Does that make more sense now?"
Student A: "Ok..."
Student B: *whispers* "You got Strauss'd"
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Student A: "How are your finals going?"
Student B: "Fine, except my professor moved up the due
date on the term paper. Now I have 3 papers due on the same day."
Student A: "You got Strauss'd."
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by StraussStudent June 5, 2011
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Dodge Stratus

A mid-sized family car made by Dodge from 1995 to 2006. The car was redesigned in 2001. It was a badge-engineered version of the Chrysler Cirrus and Plymouth Breeze (which began in 1996) in its first generation. The three were known as The Cloud Cars. It was a badge-engineered version of the Chrysler Sebring in its second generation. In other words, it was the same as these cars but with a Dodge logo. Nothing fancy, but a generally reliable car that may have some problems with struts. A common defect on the first generation model was that the hood would start to rust prematurely. The second generation had some issues with the 2.7L. Any Stratus engine has an unusually high-pitched recognizeable sound while running. Overall, an underrated car that gets you where you need to be and should last awhile, despite some quirks.
Why is that Plymouth Breeze so rusty at the end of the hood? -Ahem. Dodge Stratus. Nobody knows. They just do that. -Would you like to buy this Chrysler Sebring sedan from us today? -That's a Dodge Stratus! -Same thing! Shhh, if you make me look like a fool, I won't give you a good deal!
by Cloudcarman July 1, 2011
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scranus

The area of the body between the rectum and the nads.
My friend got booted in the scranus while he was playing football.
by P.Nus August 7, 2004
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