close the store for you

I'll buy you anything you want. Money is not an object!; boastful flaunting

Tomorrow at Noon, we're going to Victoria's, and you can have whatever you want! I've called ahead and requested they close the store for you!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 20, 2021

hood love story

A snap story where you talk about past relationships and who you talked to in the past and how that all ended

Add me to your hood love story priv I wanna see what happened

by 6pancakesonaplate February 18, 2020

storecerer

A flattering euphemism for a clerk. A shop-dwelling peon, particularly one whose interests include magic, fantasy or science fiction.

Comic Shop Patron #1 (to the Comic Shop Clerk): I see you've acquired a signed copy of "David Boring", you are quite the storecerer.

Game Shop Patron #1 (to the Game Shop Clerk): Glad to see you've purged the shop of all D&D versions greater than or equal to 3.5.
Game Shop Clerk: I think it's what The Gygax would've wanted.
Game Shop Patron #2: You, sir, are a mighty storecerer!

by Quux February 24, 2011

Stoney

A state of mind which occurs after consuming enough CANNABIS to be kinda STONED feeling MELLOW and LAID-BACK 🔥💨

🔥 After taking a couple of hits of that joint I was starting to feel STONEY
🔥 Toked a small bowl and now I'm feeling STONEY

by ClassicRonnie June 3, 2019

stoney creek high school

Located in the rich town of Rochester, Michigan, where all the kids get a brand new Ford Escape on their 15th birthdays. The schools name describes the kids in it: "Stoner Creek". Most students go to basement parties where they get wasted and usually receive MIP's in their free time. some common sayings: "this is legendary", "ferda", "turn up", and "turn down for what". Breeds from the boring hell of a middle school, labeled "Hart Middle School", where teachers get suspended for sexual harassment at least twice a month. Stoney is known for it's security guards sending nudes to sophomores & proposing to students. Girls at Stoney Creek wear massive amounts of make up; bronzer in particular.

"Breaking News: Security Guard accused of sending inappropriate texts/photos to student at Stoney Creek High School, tonight at 6."

"Did you hear about that Stoney Creek party? Apparently like 5 kids got mipped."

by beepdeeplittlepeep2 January 14, 2014

Browse Categories Vote Store

When you dont know what to search up so you decided to look around and you find that there is browse categories vote and store at the top of Urban Dictionary so you go and search it up

BROWSE CATEGORIES VOTE STORE

by Why_is_it_called PSEYDONYM October 8, 2019

Poppy store

A Spanish mini-market that is usually on the corner of a street. This term is primarily used in Philly.

I am going to the poppy store to get a cheesesteak platter and an Arizona. Do y’all want anything?

by Yoaudosbd October 3, 2017