Mass Porn Storage Device

A laptop used by someone who has little use for a computer other than porn

I need a new Mass Porn Storage Device because windows vista cocked mine up.

by DanSussex December 25, 2007

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes

Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed

by Funk Master Slam August 29, 2006

optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

when you delete files that you have accidently left on your friends server but dont want them to know what you have done.

Ran: Holy crap my server is tottaly out of space.
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

by Lappy mozza January 1, 2009

short term beverage storage area

a container for holding beverages for periods of time between long term storage and consumption

Can you please move some coffee from long term storage into my short term beverage storage area?

by michellenergy November 8, 2010

coming out of the storage room

When you come out of the storage room, you come out to 10 people at once (a.k.a super coming out)

I think it's time, I'm coming out of the storage room

by Jen Erso November 29, 2016

Digital Storage

The digital system used for storage for digitized assets is digital storage.

storage for digitized assets is digital storage.

by s j tubrazy April 12, 2013

Urban Self Storage

Storage that is tailored to the needs of people and businesses who live in an urban environment, like London.

Who dem new guys f*ckin sh*t up in storage? Oh that's HOLD, the new urban self storage people

by BillyMoss87 August 20, 2024