Mass Porn Storage Device

A laptop used by someone who has little use for a computer other than porn

I need a new Mass Porn Storage Device because windows vista cocked mine up.

by DanSussex December 25, 2007

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes

Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed

by Funk Master Slam August 29, 2006

optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

when you delete files that you have accidently left on your friends server but dont want them to know what you have done.

Ran: Holy crap my server is tottaly out of space.
Gary: Check again.
Ran: Oh what the?
Gary: yeah don't worry man i just optimised your mainframe gigabyte storage

by Lappy mozza January 1, 2009

short term beverage storage area

a container for holding beverages for periods of time between long term storage and consumption

Can you please move some coffee from long term storage into my short term beverage storage area?

by michellenergy November 8, 2010

Storage

Anything that anyone can be inside of

She is literally storage.

by elghools April 20, 2024

Geothermal storage system

An example of an e-commerce website building platform.

It helps to create a larger flow of net profit and reduce cash outflows by informing user what is best to purchase or invest more into. Helps break down profit margins and increase productivity.

Man: “If you want to grow and expand your business, you gotta use a geothermal storage system! My business grew in only a matter of weeks!”

Man 2: “No way bro, I gotta get this downloaded now!”

by girlyteengirluwu October 1, 2023

i am at my maximum pee storage capacity

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"

person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter

by cosmnik July 1, 2021