starked it

The art of aggressively failing at women.

Did you wind up boning that girl who gave you a BJ in the bathroom?

Nah man, totally starked it.

by Bevo69 January 27, 2012

Shirk and Jerk

To avoid doing work while on the clock whilst taking care of one's needs. Less euphemistically: to jack off at work.

I was feeling really stressed at work today, so I locked my office and closed the blinds for a good ol' shirk and jerk to relieve my tension before the board meeting. Totally killed the presentation!

by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012

mr stark I dont feel so good

Thanos has snaped his fingers

you get ounched in the gut mr stark I dont feel so good

by ya boi 2619 February 4, 2019

chocolate starkiss

When two people put their assholes together and one farts into the others, making their chocolate starfishes do a chocolate starkiss.

Hey look at the dumper on that chick. I’d love to chocolate starkiss her chocolate startfish.

by Boofers anonymous July 22, 2019

Dan Stark

Dead head from the beginning to end. Also was a doctor in his past life. Long and sexy dirty blonde that makes any girl melt ;)

Damnnn fool that looks like a nice dan stark

by Secret Santa;) November 4, 2020

Ringo Starr (Richard Starkey)

Ringo is just as sexy as Paul McCartney. His nose is not ugly at all, it's actually very cute. Ritchie may not be as attractive when it comes to his looks, but his personality makes up for it all because he is a very sweet, caring, loving man who brings lots of peace and love to this Earth. The way he used to flip his hair and smile like crazy when he was drumming could probably make anyone fall in love with him tbh.

Ringo Starr (Richard Starkey) is adorable

by The._.beatles._.supremacy June 25, 2021

Starkiller

A badass character from Star Wars the Force Unleashed video game. He is a dark jedi and also the sith apprentice Darth Vader.

Starkiller is badass.

by Zorua Tricky Fox Pokemon July 24, 2016