Sinfonian

"THIS IT IS TO BE A MAN OF THE HIGHEST TYPE. TO BE AND NOT SEEM; TO DO AND NOT SIMPLY TO TALK;
TO HAVE THE RIGHT IDEAL, THE TRUE MOTIVE AND PATIENTLY TO TRANSFORM CONDUCT IN ACCORDANCE WITH IT
SO LET IT BE FOR SINFONIA."
- Ossian Everett Mills, March 15, 1912

A Sinfonian is a member of Phi Mu Alpha Sinfonia. This is a fraternity of musicianly men who strive for the advancement of music in America.

Are you a Sinfonian?

by Crabs February 13, 2005

Now that's a Seinfeld episode.

A moment/ subject of conversation that isn't worth talking about. A little thing that normally people wouldn't bother to bring up.

Example 1:

X: Let's *cough, cough* shake on it.
Y: I'm not gonna shake hands with YOU, you just coughed in your hands!
Y: Now that's a Seinfeld episode.

Example 2:

X: Are you kidding me?
Y: Why what happened?
X: My waiter spilled my drink and didn't even offer to clean it up!
Y: I'll just ask him to pick it up.
X:No don't do that, he knows i saw him do it.
Y: Your making this such a Seinfeld episode.

by Jews are people too July 9, 2010

Sinfest

The Bloom County of sex and religion.

Did you read that Sinfest strip? That 'Nique is a hottie in her beatnik beret.

by Brian X July 1, 2003

Stiff Ptr

a 33 year old loser that still lives with his mother, unemployed, and plagerizes Michael Moore movies. Also a male mudshark.

He turned down a job offer because it took time away from doing nothing. What a stiff ptr.

by Jay Pease December 29, 2007

Stiff Thomas

The act of wearing painted on pants while sporting a raging boner. For it to be a true Stiff Thomas one has to be "SOOO blown right now."

An example of a stiff thomas would be:
If you had a friend that was so blown out of his mind that all he could do was follow you around, say how much he loved you, rub random people he didnt even know, walk off of school campus and go to his house thats two miles away, not get hit by cars, somehow not remember any of it the next day, all while having a huge boner behind his seemingly painted on pants.

by Uncle Jimmy and Tio Walrus September 25, 2010

Sinfluenza

The debilitating condition suffered for approximately 1 to 3 business days after a wild weekend in Las Vegas, New York City, or another recognized center of partying and nightlife.

I called in sick to work because I spent the weekend in Vegas and I came down with a case of Sinfluenza.

by thejdog2007 May 14, 2009

Stiff Egyptian

Legally engaging in intercourse with your deceased wife up to 12 hours after she has passed away.

Hasad bid his late wife farewell with a stiff egyptian.

by Schlomo Solomon Sandberg December 15, 2018