Steve

A wonderful loving man who makes you smile. A best friend and lover in one. Sometimes harsh but always knows what to say and how to say it. He inspires loyalty and devotion from those around him. The man who others rely on but at times he will need someone to rely on and when he does he always turns to the same person. A man of honor, strength and dignity. A soul mate and trusted friend. Once he claims your heart, you will never stop loving him. Belongs with a Jenessa
yeah that's my best friend Steve.
#loyalty#honor#strength#best friend#dignity#devotion

Steve is a cool guy

by Johnnas June 16, 2017

Steve

Used for when you do not want to give away the name of your boyfriend but you want to designate that it is a person and not just a BOB.

Girl 1: BOB gave me a run for my money last night.
Girl 2: I don't need BOB as often anymore because I now have a Steve. BOB is only needed when Steve is out of town.

by Robot Ninja June 21, 2008

Steve

Enjoys watching Tesco’s employs put the reduced sticker on the sausage rolls and crying over a lost bed sheet.

Mate you’re being such a Steve right now, get you’re life together you absolute melt.

by MurderOnTheDanceFloor May 13, 2019

Steve

Steve is actually a very funny person, He stalls class so we get more time to muck around and we appreciate him for that. He always causes entertaining fights with miss tuna.

"steves here today"
"were gonna get no work done"

by NotZ May 10, 2022

Steve

That one guy who has a blocky head and has a girlfriend named alex

damn minecraft steve kinda thicc boiii

by gr0ndz. March 20, 2020

Steve

Has the biggest of penises and drinks a lot of alchohal he has no job but he still will fingerpop your asshole if he pleases he will also steal your bitch and rape your dad.

Steve has a big cock

by Thick dick boi May 18, 2019

Steve

A special drunk alter ego ("friend") you bring to party's that acts like a dickhead and gets aggressive for no reason. Can also be extremely loud and a general pain in the arse.

Yeah Tim was pretty wasted last night he brought out his friend Steve.

by Ginge1234 March 3, 2011