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stepheny

A shy and quiet girl that catches your eye the moment you see her. She may be quiet but in her mind there's a million things going through her head, she likes to keep her emotions to herself. When she becomes comfortable around you she is the most outgoing and fun person to be around. There's not many girls like her as she is special and unique. In short words alone are not enough to describe Stepheny.
He's lucky! Stepheny is beautiful and quiet.
by AlphaKing March 14, 2017
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Stephen Mathews

A member of the Elite Squad, Stephen Mathews has risen to internet fame over the past year making youtube videos. Stephen has about 400 K subscribers on youtube and is growing at an exponential rate. He made an appearance in one of NELKs prank videos.
Stephen Mathews is my favourite Elite
Stephen Mathews is awesome
by BIGBUDDY2400 December 1, 2018
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Stephenie Meyer

The author that has made the most epic fail in the history of English Literature.

Fail example 1: Vampires with no fangs and can sparkle in direct sunlight.

Fail example 2: No plot. No climax, only a build up of tension then nothing.

Fail example 3: Pedophilia between a baby hybrid vampire that "ages quickly" and a "shape-shifter" or "werewolf".

FINALLY...

Fail example 4: The whole characters seem similar to those of Charline Harris.
Twilighter #1: Lyk OMG! Edward Cullen is so great! These books are great! Stephenie Meyer iz great!

Twilighter #2: I kno rite! Im edumacated 4 readin such big books!!!! I wish he was real! Why did you do this 2 us Stephenie Meyer!! No ill nevr find a guy!!

Twilighter #3: I poured sparkles on all the guys in out class! YAY!

Twilighter #4: Thank god 4 Stephenie Meyer! Without her we would have died!!!!

.... It goes on and on and on....
by xxcool-kidxx February 25, 2009
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Stephenie Meyer

Interview with Stephenie Meyer:

Q: So Stephenie, many fans are disappointed with Breaking Dawn. Tell us, what influenced some of the ideas present there?
A: Well, I decided to take 20 of my most favorite twilight fan fiction and compile them all into one story!!
by twilight?um...eww January 8, 2009
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Stephenie Meyer

Possibly one of the worst writers I've ever heard of. She is the author of a bestselling series called "Twilight" that was turned in to an extremely corny and poorly acted movie that was actually rather hilarious.

Read the first page of Twilight and you can tell that she uses a Thesaurus to replace boring words with random, non-flowing fluffy ones.

Her books also have no purpose what so ever though I will admit they are mildly entertaining especial if you read them to find their cheesiness.

The Vampire Academy is a really good modern vampire story (IMO) that you can read instead
Twilight Fangal- OMFG Stephenie Meyer is AH-MAZ-ING!
Me- Ugh Twilight was one of the most poorly written books ever.
Twilight Fangal- NO IT WAS NOT! LOOK @ TAHT GR8 VOCAB!
Me- If she HAD to use a thesaurus she should have at least made it sound more natural. *Burns book in disgust*
by SGOS January 1, 2009
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Stephenie Meyer

A devil sent from hell to reek hell's demons toward all.

If you encounter a Stephenie Meyer you should slowly move toward the sun (due to the fact that "stephs" believe in vampires and other dark creatures they have become isolated and do not have any friends and it will think its skin is shining and try to run away) you should then proceed to pick up and throw an item (the heavier the better) and aim for the skull (due to the fact it has no brain it should return to hell) so you can go on with your life.
John: "ohh wow its a Stephenie Meyer!"
Jim: "move toward the sun!"
by dr. smerf face January 28, 2010
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Stephe

A shortened form of Stephen. Not commonly used, but the most awesome.

People named Stephen who shorten their name to Steve are posers.
Hey Stephe, your friend Steve is a poser.
by Barkdawg April 4, 2010
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