When a guy is doing a chick up the ass, right after he blows his load, she yells "Make a wish, bitch!" and blows out a mist of cum and shit all over him.
He was stunned when she said she wanted anal, but even more so when the screw ended up with a Steaming Genie.
by Anlah Halle Aislynne Ozone January 16, 2009
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2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.
The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.
2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem.
The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and not to mention uncomfortable to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.
1. "If we try to solve problem X by doing thing Y it'll be like we're stepping on our own dicks."
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"
First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.
2. "I was sawing that 2 x 4 with that rusty ass hand saw you gave me and it was like I was stepping on my own dick. Where's the motherfucking circular saw?"
First heard by me in Ithaca, NY about 10 years ago.
by DBG February 15, 2008
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a particularly large poo that goes from the bottom of the bowl up and out of the water, resembling a steaming volcano
by rick March 17, 2003
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Get the stealing mug.1. The act of defecating on another's chest in two pieces then ejaculating between them, resembling a Nanaimo bar.
2. When referred to geographically (Nanaimo, BC), the act of defecating on another's chest then urinating around it, making it resemble Vancouver Island.
2. When referred to geographically (Nanaimo, BC), the act of defecating on another's chest then urinating around it, making it resemble Vancouver Island.
Jen was never able to eat her favorite dessert again, because of a rough night that ended in a steaming Nanaimo.
I always hated geography, but after that night when Jason gave me a steaming Nanaimo I knew every city on the west coast.
I always hated geography, but after that night when Jason gave me a steaming Nanaimo I knew every city on the west coast.
by jimmyjojoshabbadu January 22, 2014
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Walking down the street, hallway, or just walking in general and you see someone coming at you and at the last second you both turn to get out of each other's way, but just get in each other's way again. And then you try to go the other way, and they go that way too. Basically it just keeps going until you either finally guess right or, in the more extreme cases, you decide to just stop and tell the person where you are going.
"We same-stepped for a while before I just decided to stop and ask him which side he wanted to pass me on so I could go the opposite."
"John tried to go to the right, and avoid Jill, but he ended up same-stepping with her. It was an awkward dance."
"We same-stepped for a while before I just decided to stop and ask him which side he wanted to pass me on so I could go the opposite."
"John tried to go to the right, and avoid Jill, but he ended up same-stepping with her. It was an awkward dance."
by Rob Schow December 23, 2006
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by Drew X October 20, 2006
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