STD

Guy 1: "Motherfucker I got a lot of STD's today."

Guy 2: "Yeah, you can can go ahead and finish that joint."

STD by Salami Sandwich In My Pants August 5, 2009

STD

STD is an acronym for "Seize the Dave!" It can be used as a shortened name for the infamous website seizethedave.com, or to secretly announce that you will be abducting a nearby person named Dave.

There he is, STD before he gets away!

STD by Rocket Johnny (IGTF member) December 19, 2002

STD

stands for Super Trendy Don
i got it from tv sex pals

"ok sticky what does STD stand for?"
"it stands for Super Trendy Don"
"sticky u idiot"

STD by a girl with nothing to do August 24, 2006

STD

a cruel trick god plays

Damn you, Jebus!

STD by bosstone August 12, 2003

std

An abbreviation of STanDard. It appeared in Mega Man Battle Network and Star Force series.

Look, I got a STD chip Cannon!

std by SandaimeSpaceMan February 15, 2008

std

What killed unprotected sex.

John: " Yo Jack, you gonna bang Katie tonight?"

Jack: " Yeah but she told me she was HIV positive. I'm gonna have to use a condom."

John: " Damn, she has an STD? That blows! Sex is always better without a condom."

std by CarlosX December 28, 2005

STD

short for "Shit To Do"

Naw, I can't come over and watch the game, I got STD.

STD by Sslime October 17, 2004