Statutory sigh

The internal or external manifestation of relief felt upon learning the object of one's sexual attraction is above the age of consent.

Bob heaved a statutory sigh upon learning that Kate was 20 even though she looked 16.

by B. Ligerati January 15, 2008

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Why so statutory?

This is a phrase that refers to a slip up in words that implies that the hot teenage girl saying she doesn't like the creepy middle-aged math teacher is lying her ass off. See below for clarification. :)

Gina: So, do you like Mr. Jacobs or what? He's been staring at your tits all day!
Abby: No! Of course not! That'd be statutory rape!
Gina:-smirks- Why so statutory?

Abby: Wha..? Oh!-blushes and hides face-
Mr. Jacobs: Yes! I knew she wanted me! -dances in glee-

by RobotGrizzlyLovvur<3 November 2, 2011

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Statton

another word for: AWSOME!

thats just.. STATTON!

by samuel_doddy March 5, 2008

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statutory rape

Carnal knowledge of a statue.

One dope head to another about thier buddy who is trashed: Whoa dude! Look at Larry on the Venus de Milo.

Second dope head: Yeah dude I think that's statutory rape.

by imacop41 September 15, 2009

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