Staple Tape

Literal tape with staples in it. Does it make it better? According to the propaganda! (Staple Tape is not available in any stores and must be made by the user. Schools offer the supplies for free if the teachers aren’t looking.)

Person #1: My pants just ripped and scotch tape won’t hold them together. Do you have anything stronger?
Person #2: I’ll make some Staple Tape!
Person #1: Will it hold?
Person #2: Obviously, it’s Staple Tape!

by Nova72Scotia September 16, 2020

Crypto-Staple

When someone hands you a large stack of paperwork to be copied, and doesn't tell you that there's stapled packets within the larger framework of unstapled paperwork, this is crypto-stapling. This, of course, causes the feeder to jam, make all sorts of loud noises, and make you look like a moron.

Damn it! Chuck gave me all these TPS reports, but there was a crypto-staple in there and it jammed the copier!

by Beetle482 April 25, 2008

Staple Gun

Right as you are about to cum while recieving a blowjob, pull the womans face away and poke her in the eyes and cum on her face at the same time.

Dude, last night this chick was giving me really good head but i just had to staple gun her, it was so fucking funny!!

by Ryan and Bryan, the artists... January 12, 2006

PROZACK STAPLE

A kick ass band from Skagit Valley, WA. Opened for Slayer during Jagerfest '04.

Awesome moshing music!

Dude 1: Did you see The Fray last night?

Dude 2: Fuck no! I was getting my eyes elbowed in a mosh pit at Prozack Staple!!

by arekushi July 1, 2008

staple fall

Staple your dick to the wall, walk then fall to the gound.

I'd rather staple fall than clip your dogs nails

by Madmarticus July 11, 2021

joy staples

a type of coupon that hates playing the piano, or someone who really enjoys eating chicken while petting various chinchillas.

Hey is that a sweater or a Joy Staples?

Keep that Joy Staples away from the cows!

by thelittlelamb January 13, 2018

Stapled balls

When u realize that u stapled your balls with most of the employees at work along with thirteen other radios

I eat stapled balls for brinner(breakfast and dinner!!?!?!?)

by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022