Stale Meat

Normally women of a mature age out having fun who wouldn't even be bothered with some of the lowlife scum.

Hey shes a milf, no shes stale meat, still I bet she wouldn't touch you with a forty foot barge pole.

by CheckMate October 1, 2012

anal stalker

noun. an anal stalker is one who, in intimate situations, continuously attempts to penetrate the rectum.

"John tried to finger my asshole again last night. Ugh. He is such an anal stalker!"

by topeelanorange May 2, 2004

Stale Bed

When you've spent so much time in bed trying to fall asleep, that you've just lost all ability or interest in sleeping.

examples:

"Man I had wicked stale bed last night and I'm so tired..."
"My dad's all grumpy today cause his bed got stale"
"Dude you look horrible, did you get stale bedded last night?"

by Invasian June 12, 2009

stalker fucking

When someone has sexual relations of any sort with a person that they don't want a relationship with even though they know that he/she will be a stalker and won't leave them alone for years. They will call your cell phone over and over even after you tell them that it is the wrong number. Sends you text messages on every holiday, and peeks in your bedroom window every night.

Barry did some stalker fucking about 2 yrs ago. Nicole still ain't left him alone. All she wants Barry to do is put it in her butt once a week or so. Barry said, I would love to do that for you , however, that would mean that I am being unfaithful to my true love Wanda......., But here's the SHOCKER, Baby!!!

by crackinjokes August 15, 2009

Salden

Salden is a fucking viking.
Salden is a boss.
Salden's nipples are harder than diamonds.

Guy 1: Hey guys, I ran into Salden the other day. He's pretty cool ain't he?
Guy 2: JSDGIOSNDGNSDNLREN
Guy 3: Johnmaddenjohnmadden
Guy 4: Aeiouaeiouaeiouaeiouaeiou
Guy 1: OMFG GUIZE SHUDDAFUKUP IM TALKING ABOUT SALDEN

by Viking Nipples October 18, 2012

Stale Meme

A meme that has been used by normies, Is overused and is unfunny now or if Behind The Meme has made a video on it.

Guy 1:Dat boi, lol, grumpy cat memes are funny,
Guy 2:Normie! Those are stale memes!
Guy 1:What is a normie? I just find out memes from Behind The Meme,
Guy 2:You're a bigger normie than i thought.

by WigglesTheFox October 29, 2017

SPOT STALKER

Someone following you in a car as you walk across a parking lot so they can take your parking space.

I thought I was about to be abducted but it was only a spot stalker.

by Smartycat September 5, 2011