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Squish-pit

The act of putting one's penis in another's armpit for sexual pleasure.
I squish-pit Susie last night. ;)
by S. Q. Pitts February 10, 2014
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squishpot

A lady's mingepiece. A vagina.
Seen on the cover of a porn mag: “If I touch my squishpot, does that make me dirty?”
by Plywood747 August 17, 2003
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squishing

The act of 2 fat lesbians scissoring. The excess folds suction to one another coupled with moisture resulting in a squishing sound.
When her fupa met mine the squishing was bound to happen.
by Robert Paulson June 6, 2018
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dickie squishie

When a guy is so skinny that when the woman gets on top of him to ride the stallion...she has to pause every 2 or 3 minutes (providing they dont cum first) to check for a pulse and respirations
Rosie proclaimed that riding a dickie squishie was a bit like eating lobster legs...by the time all was said and done it wasn't worth the effort!
by Rosie November 16, 2003
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tantric squishing

the difficult art of tantric squishing is mastered by only the most diligent and devoted persons. it requires great concentration of will, soundness of body, and usually accompanies detailed interpretations of the tantric squishing postitions from the 'old texts' by practiced masters. with repeated use, either the squished, or the squishee will experience various sensations related to : enlightenment, confusion, pleasure, pain, cramping, warmth, and sometimes death.
i feel the after effects of your tantric squishing!
by minnie mary mollie May 27, 2010
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squishoid

Crushed, mangled, smashed, compacted with sudden great force - innards and / or endtrails busting forth, and oozing out. Fresh roadkill or a huge bug that has met its sudden end. The ultimate form of "squished."
Hey, that big wood spider I just stepped on is majorly squishoid. Check out the carnage!
by JoeSpeak July 28, 2009
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Squishie

the polar opposite of the misguided term Crunchie used by Daniel Lyons of Forbes in his particulare derison ofr GNU/Linux users.

Squishie - a PHB with no understanding of technology and a lot fo arrogance and eagerness to prove themself a total and complete ass. Usually combined with statements like "To the Moon!" and "There is no free lunch."
That squishie just said that he can't allow anyone to use Linux. I suppose we will just have to tell him that he is running Linux on his servers one day.
by freecode February 3, 2004
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