squishing nigel

having intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "nigel squish's" head.

squishing nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

Squishylinda

To make better or heal.

To cure or unbreak someone who is broken when it can not or will not be cured or unbroken by the breaker.

To put a teeny tiny Linda in the middle to cuddle you up and a somebody who loves you both to put behind her to cuddle you both up like a Linda sandwich creating comfy and safe and the ability to heal and call her squishy Linda for awhile.

Would you feel better if we squishylinda for awhile?

I am not ok. I need a squishylinda.

by The little friend November 8, 2025

kitten squishing

Verb:

To teabag new born kittens still in their embriotic sacks.

Last night, I had so much fun kitten squishing.

by jacob dublubdub November 29, 2011

titty squishing

the act of squishing a titty. Often done by a person who has one when they are bored or by their partner whilst kissing or engaging in other activities

Maddy: yeah, i got so used to doing it doing quarantine that i caught myself titty squishing at school
Brandon: woah! that seems fun
Maddy: it really is underrated
Brandon: can i try?
Maddy: Your ass digging hands will not be anywhere near my squishies

by forthreeweeksandthreedays April 6, 2022

toad squishing

Toad squishing is when a man poops in his hand and masturbates.

"ill be there in a minute. Let me finish toad squishing. "

by anonymous February 4, 2025

In fact they're Kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc

Describes when two individuals who are thought to hate each other actually love each other or may even be in a romance

Sarah and Daniel are fighting all time, what's the fuss between them?

Sarah and Daniel don't hate each other In fact they're kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc

by NZJSJ November 17, 2023