Squidward

Someone who takes the fun out of everything.

Wow, Rodrigo Sanchez doesn’t like spongebob. He’s such a squidward.

by Jitters10101 January 15, 2020

Squidward

When u put your balls over her eyes and your dong down across her nose so she looks like squidward

Yo my dudes I made my girl look like squidward last nigh

by Longshlongswangin January 22, 2020

Squidward

When someone is sleeping take your testicles and place them over the persons eyes. Then let your penis rest on their nose, giving them the appearance of Squidward.

Douchebag: "Bro, when my girl was sleeping this morning I gave her a Squidward!"

Douchnozzle: "Duuude...that's funny as fuck!"

by Downtown Tony July 16, 2010

Squidward

When you rest your testicles on a persons eyes and use your dick for their nose.

Last night when jimmy passed out at the party i gave him a nice squidward.

by EvanVanderbelt December 29, 2016

Squidward

I practice in which you and your partner are both naked. And in the next minutes you gather some paint and make a Picasso of a painting onto your partners face that looks similar to squidward off of (Spongebob Squarepants) TV Show. - Also known as "The Squidward"

Ken: Last night was crazy, my wife Karen let me do The Squidward on her.
Kyle: That's sick.
*Kyle then proceeded into turning into a lamp in the next few moments and gobbed in Ken's eye making him fall backwards and stumbling into another woman's Vagina*

by Boots with the fur February 8, 2021

Squidward

An employee whose inattentive, impatient, and sleeps on the job.

Remember, no one wants to be a squidward.

by Whythisword September 2, 2018

Squidward

What an erect penis looks like from a womans view when laying her head on his stomach.

Looking at his penis it reminded me of Squidward

by krissi d December 9, 2009