by jasmine.rosie_ January 25, 2017
When someone is sleeping take your testicles and place them over the persons eyes. Then let your penis rest on their nose, giving them the appearance of Squidward.
Douchebag: "Bro, when my girl was sleeping this morning I gave her a Squidward!"
Douchnozzle: "Duuude...that's funny as fuck!"
Douchnozzle: "Duuude...that's funny as fuck!"
by Downtown Tony July 16, 2010
by EvanVanderbelt December 29, 2016
I practice in which you and your partner are both naked. And in the next minutes you gather some paint and make a Picasso of a painting onto your partners face that looks similar to squidward off of (Spongebob Squarepants) TV Show. - Also known as "The Squidward"
Ken: Last night was crazy, my wife Karen let me do The Squidward on her.
Kyle: That's sick.
*Kyle then proceeded into turning into a lamp in the next few moments and gobbed in Ken's eye making him fall backwards and stumbling into another woman's Vagina*
Kyle: That's sick.
*Kyle then proceeded into turning into a lamp in the next few moments and gobbed in Ken's eye making him fall backwards and stumbling into another woman's Vagina*
by Boots with the fur February 08, 2021
by Whythisword September 02, 2018
by krissi d December 09, 2009
Someone who is so negative and in constant state of distent. Those whom have joy when bad things happen to others
by Gdiesel June 30, 2018