A sex act in which a man ejaculates on the woman's upper lip, then wipes it off with his penis, demanding a dollar from her afterward.
"She pulled back too early and I jizzed on her upper lip. But it was cool. I busted out my MEXICAN SQUEEGEE!!!"
by VikingSanta January 20, 2018
Get the Mexican Squeegee mug.A man walking like he has a dildo or stick up his ass. His walking gait looks like he is squeezing his ass cheeks together to hold it in, but is oblivious that others notice. He may also may involuntarily squeak "hee hee" in enjoyment as he walks.
Dude, check out that Easy Squeezee Hee Hee! I bet if he sneezed he would let loose a minivan filled with RuPaul"s next top model!
by Bob Bonzai May 4, 2018
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Get the Mr Squeegee mug.Made popular by former Oakland Raider Wide Out, Randy Moss, the SauSquee (pronounced, Saw-Skwee) is a post coital maneuver that is fun and easily executed. Here's how you do it. First, drop a splash of chlorine candy on your lover's backal area. Then, using your penisdick, spread the splooj up and down, side to side, until her back has fully absorbed your pungent load. For best results, eat some 'sparagus prior to espoojulating.
No matter how many times I perform the Sausalito Squeegee, I can never clear the milieu of gross moles from my girl's back.
by Charles Dick in a Box March 25, 2009
Get the Sausalito Squeegee mug.The act of squirting diarrhea while one is in the shower, then pushing the feces toward the drain with one's foot.
Jake: Aaron had to do a chocolate squeegee on Woodrow's shit this morning.
Alex: That's awesome, but why are Aaron and Woodrow showering together?
Alex: That's awesome, but why are Aaron and Woodrow showering together?
by Flannel Jake January 16, 2011
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