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squeech

A combination of the word "question" inside of the word "speech." It's a question posed at a public event in such a way that the person asking it actually delivers a speech before the person being asked can respond. The person usually disagrees with the speaker.

Coined by debators in Northern California's high school debate organization, Junior State of America, in the early 2000s.
When Eduardo stood up to ask the debator about his position on nuclear power, he squeeched about how bad it was for several minutes before the audience shouted him down with "Squeech! Squeech!"

At the political rally, one person from the audience got up to ask about the candidate's position on the war, but squeeched about 911 government conspiracy until the candidate accused him of being a plant.
by tee bee December 9, 2007
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Squeech

To blow your nose on a chicks asshole as lube.
Guy 1 - "Hey hows that cold coming along?"
Guy 2 - "Pretty good, I totally squeeched that librarian last night."
Guy 1 - "Yea shes a good squeechee"
by Sir-Squeach-A-Lot March 3, 2009
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squeegie

A very helpful tool used to clean dirty windows at gas stations, also very helpful to clean up throw up when someone pukes all over the outside of your car at 3 am.
Victoria drank so much last night that she threw up all over the car and we had to squeegie her puke off of the car at a gas station.
by mackenzieeeeeee September 5, 2010
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Squeech

That awkward moment when a fart is let out during fapping
Brandon: "Dude, I was in my room fapping and let out a huge fart."
Clark: "HA sounds like you just squeeched."
by Silly Swed March 23, 2012
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Squeech

A Hybrid word rooted from words; Squeal, and screech. A loud, annoying noise that often exceeds 130 db, often this noise is emitted by overly excited girls.
Guy 1: Dude did you just hear that squeech that Kelli just made? It friggen peeled the paint off my car!

Guy 2: (dead)
by 123123keepitup123 June 17, 2010
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squelcher

A fart that leaves your bumcheeks feeling moist.
Dude 1: "Oh God i think i've shit myself..."
Dude 2: "You sure it's not just a squelcher???"
by Jibbery April 22, 2006
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squelcher

another name for punk or schoundrel;commonly used by bullies.
Bully:Hey u little squelcher!
Kid:What do u want?
by James Grimmer November 20, 2003
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