I’m Squawked

To be suddenly and uncontrollably happy/excited. Such as when you are told good news and you get such a surge of happy emotions that you feel like making a sudden, loud, squawking noise.

“I met Tom Holland I’m squawked!”
“I’m squawked I got all A’s!”

by Ohmywowimsquawked February 19, 2019

Monkey Squawk

When your sitting opposite your significant other and decide to put your toe up there ass or twat making them squawk like a monkey.

Sarah ruined the best part of the movie because Myles kept giving her a monkey squawk.

by Mylotronic July 28, 2017

Squawk Twat

The female version of a cockblock or cockblocking.

1. A female who prevents a friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt, by a woman, to prevent a friend or associate from getting some action.

1. So I was talking to this cute guy Tim at the bar, but my roommate was jealous, so she was acting like a squawk twat all night. Bitch!

2. Liz was getting pretty friendly with Andy last night at the, but Christina was trying to squawk twat the whole night. Too bad Andy's game was just too ballin'!

by bitchBgone April 07, 2010

Squawking Seagull

when laying on a beach you throw sand into a girls vagina

Guy1:"oh dude did you see Tim just give that girl a squawking seagull"

Guy2:"Oh damn i missed it"

by kms0694 April 17, 2009

Pteradactyl squawk

The high deafening sound that comes from a girl being fucked so hard that the only way they can breath is to let out a shrill "squawk". Generally this blood curdling scream can be heard through walls and even on different levels of houses.

Did you hear that pteradactyl squawk last night? I swear to god she was being jackhammered!

by Tristan Lafonte February 04, 2010

squawk

noun, adjective, or adverb: sketchy and awkward

The guy who lives on the second floor of Taylor Hall and never leaves his room is a total squawk.

How squawk was it when she didn't even say hi to me on the path this morning?

by Scott and Paul October 11, 2006

Squawk the pigeon

To have intercourse, sex, sexual relations, and/or anal, vaginal, or oral penetration resulting in the intense battle cry similar to that of a dying pigeon.

Fred:Did you squawk the pigeon?
Larry: Hell ya, I squawked the pigeon.

by LimburgerCheese April 06, 2009