Vagina Scarecrow

One who scares vaginas away.

guy #1: hey i never get any pussy
guy #2: maybe you should being a vagina scarecrow

by me12323242153 July 29, 2009

scarecrowing

1. The act of killing and hollowing someone out, then stuffing their body with hay or cotton.

2. Standing in a field waiting for something to happen. Usually used as an insult.

1. Did you hear about James? Yeah, some freak scarecrowed him and left him hanging in his apartment.

2. What the fuck is grandpa doing in the yard? He's just standing there scarecrowing and staring at passing cars again.

by Hyptosis July 1, 2011

scarecrowing

When a man just lies there and makes the woman (or other man) do all the work in the sack; the male equivalent of "starfishing".

Man, I was really giving it my all, riding that dude and he was just scarecrowing. What a disappointment.

by FionaB January 11, 2014

scarecrow

1)a man with no smarts
2)a man looking for brain(blowjob, head, dome, etc.)

1-that nigga's a scarecrow
2-they call me the scarecrow, im always looking for some brain

by trent May 4, 2004

Scarecrowfication

The act of using straw and other such materials to give oneself the appearance of a common or garden scarecrow.

"Oh my, the scarecrowfication on that chap is incredible, he resembles that chap Worzel Gummage from late 80's television. Extraordinary"

by Worzel November 18, 2003

This Fucking Scarecrow

That friend you have that just posts up in the back of your car making a mess and drinks all the beer that he never buys but you always seem to hang out with him.

This fucking scarecrow drank all the beer and left a mess, again.

by Trapthem March 12, 2012

Scarecrow

A protector; a legend; In the year 1589, the ancient tribes of Northern Africa spoke of a man that stood in the fields of rice to protect it from predators and evil spirits. It is believed, according to the legend, that the man had no name and no family. He was an orphan of Great Africa, his mother the sky and his father the nature below. According further to the legend, when the moon was high and bright and the wind was nothing but a "calm breath," the ghosts of past warriors from enemy tribes would come out of their resting places and attack the rice fields. The "Scarecrow Man," as he was later to be known as, would fight them off.

That mysterious man over there is like Scarecrow

by Hatey February 18, 2009