Let's put the head back on the chicken

When something has gone out of direction or purpose (like a headless chicken) it's time to put the headback on the chicken.

We have lost track of our followers and are starting to lose them – Let's put the head back on the chicken

by winthelove January 7, 2019

Sputch

The race of people that derive from the lineage of both Spanish and Dutch peoples.

He is Sputch, becuase his dad is Spanish and his mum is Dutch

by Meh Sheh September 1, 2006

The Sputtering Johnson

A close relative to the Clevand Steamer and Hot Carl. It is when you shit diahrrea all over a bitches chest.

In an effort to be as disrespectful as possible when preforming The Sputtering Johnson on a bitch... she must drive you to Taco Bell, pay for your tacos, and let you eat them all on the way home.. knowing full well the end result of this trip will be her convered in diahrrea..

by The Realist NY August 4, 2009

Sputnick

Is the act of the male placing his genitalia between the toilet seat and bowl and then having the seat slamed down.

Martin walked into the bathroom and decided to sputnick himself as a form of punishment for felching his girlfiends mother.

by Gio April 21, 2004

Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.

"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!

by Derek Weyhrauch February 27, 2008

Sputnik

That skull in halo 2 that lets you launch anything into orbit with a single grenade

I used an explosive with the Sputnik skull on, and was launched into the sun, along with the few dinosaurs I was fighting

by Joofthejoof November 13, 2020

Sputa

When you're an advanced level of Puta you're a SUPER Puta

Jasmin slapped Sara for being a Sputa and forgetting her birthday.

by BigJoe713 February 18, 2017