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West Springfield

Not to be confused with "central Springfield" or the Mixing Bowl side of town. Centered around the intersection of Rolling Road and Old Keene Mill Road.
by hola February 28, 2005
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Springfield Township Highschool

A place where random ass kids come in and they may not be accepted, but they're welcome to this public school. We live outside of Philadelphia in Montgomery County. There's not too much to do around here but we sure do have a good time. A keg in the woods every other weekend and natty lite cases killed in 5 mins. The Highschool may not be high class, preppy, or highest in education but BITCH we just got turf fields and we're stepping it the fuck up. We don't care that we're not rich, because Springfield as a whole is such a great community and place for people to bond. No other school I can recognize can come together so well as if a family when something bad occurs to the town. Either from Oreland, Flourtown, or Wyndmoor.. we come together to watch our homecoming football game and support our friends. Half of the hs may be anybouls but the rest of us memorable people who have a good life. #field will always be LIT
Steve: Yo u coming to the Indian tonight?

Ethan: Fuck yeah man.. What's the theme
Steve: Nothing just come and get fucking hammered. Spread the word
Ethan: ARD BET MY NIGGA
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Springfield Township Highschool: the best 4 years
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Springfield, Illinois

The worst place in the entire world. Shitty weed. No decent bars. The teens hangout at sonic. If you don't grow corn, don't come here.
by omfg217 September 8, 2010
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Springfield

Hey, lets go to springfield tonight and pick up some hookers at safeway.
by Johnson McGillicutty October 6, 2008
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apartment in downtown springfield

Polite way of referring to AIDS.
Did you here? Topher doesn't just have a House In Virginia; that dude has a full blown Apartment In Downtown Springfield
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Springfield XD

Springfield XD, originally known as the HS2000, is a Croatian made auto-pistol designed for military and police use. The NRA named the springfield XD 45ACP "Handgun of the Year" in 2006.

The Springfield XD, called "glock wannabes" by pissed of Glock owners who realized they bought an inferior gun, has improved upon the many design flaws of Glock pistols. The fully-supported chamber of the XD will prevent the possibility of the famous Glock "kaboom" in which bullets explode in the chamber, destroying the Glock and leaving the shooters hand mangled (youtube "glock kaboom"). Also, the internal and external safeties of the XD, will prevent the well known phenomenon of "Glock Leg" where the gun mysteriously discharges a bullet into the owners leg (youtube "glock leg"), also known a plaxico leg.

In reality the Springfield XD is a better shooting, more accurate, far more safe, version of the glock, that also looks twice a nice as the old-fashioned Block design. I personally have 20,000+ rounds through my XD with ZERO jams or malfunctions. Wish I could say that for my old Glock!!
"Ohh my god!! Did you see that guy's gun blow up in his hand?? Holy shit!! He's fucking bleeding, call an ambulance!!"

"He must have been shooting a Glock, thats not possible with a Springfield XD!!"
by TheManUWishUWere July 12, 2009
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springfield

1. Name of many cities. The largest and most well-known Springfield is in Massachusetts. It's home to the Basketball Hall of Fame. Springfield, IL is also well-known by elementary school students as a state capital, but otherwise, it's a backwater. Springfield, MO is even more of a backwater but it's home to SW Missouri State Univ (SMS). There are also smaller Springfields in New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Oregon and Ohio. None of these are worth discussing.
2. The fictional town where TV's The Simpsons live. It's not supposed to be in any state; rather, it's Springfield, USA. Identifying it with any real city would be a real embarassment because this Springfield is home to a fake barf factory.
We drove through Springfield on our way to Springfield.
by Nutmegger February 15, 2004
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