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Chef-splaining

when a person who watches too many Tasty videos tries to explain cooking to a chef
While watching a Tasty video on how to make a jiggly fluffy cheesecake, Isay was chef-splaining to her friend Ken the Chef what folding in beaten egg whites into batter means.
by crustaceanlover December 6, 2017
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Trans'splaining

When a tranny is explaining how they someone should be based upon their feeling of a gender that they were not born as.
Did you see the guy trans'splaining how to use a tampon during his menstrual cycle?
by ItiswhatIwantittobe April 5, 2023
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Scrawling

The most awesome blog on Quora!
Purpose: Posting good posts, sharing good answers, interacting with each other as a family.

People say that they never regret visiting this blog!
This is a very good answer. I shall share this on Scrawling!

My friend now has 2,000 followers. I shall congratulate him on Scrawling!
by newuser55 September 25, 2019
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Spanning Out

1. To hold your arms out as if you are quite possibly holding the world up while looking to the sky signifying what a complete and total boss you are.
2. Letting everyone know that you are in control and they are simply toys in the game your playing.
Did you see those three guys at Spinnaker's spanning out?
Yeah, I wouldn't fuck with them.
by TheSalvation May 15, 2010
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Crop Spraying

Similar to Crop Dusting, Crop Spraying is when one passes gas while walking or running but accidentally expelling excrement as well through one's trousers.
Brad: "I was going to crop dust my little nephew when he was bending over to pet the dog but I accidentally ended up crop spraying them and coating them both with thick diarrhea."
by CATFOOODS January 31, 2012
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spawning seahorse

The seahorse is performed when a sexual act takes place snorkeling in a body of water ( pool, ocean, lake, sinks-for little people). Once ejaculation is about to be reached the penis is removed from the orifice of sexual choice the female is pushed below the water surface and the ejaculate is released down her snorkel.

This can also serve as a good source of protein for the female if stranded at sea.
On a cruise in the mediterranean I met a real freak just south of Sicily. We spent the day snorkeling, the passion was hot and she suggested that I provide her with a mouthful of my manhood. Lets just say that I'm glad the snorkel was extralarge. As she guzzled down my lost offspring I embraced the moment and that was when the spawning seahorse was born.
by theorighotcarl August 3, 2010
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Sprakking

When you take a midget and tie them to a firehose and turn it on full power so they spin around like a human sprinkler.
Rachelle was sprakking that midget so hard he still has water dribbling from his nose
by greenfrog September 4, 2013
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