Spackle Tackle

A bedroom move that occurs when the male wants to ejaculate on the female, but she ain't having it. The move is characterized by the man holding down (sometimes actually tackling) the woman, just so he can spray on her.

Female: That was some great sex but I could have done with out the spackle tackle at the end.

Male: Yeah, I gotta stop doing that.

by Doo Brown March 30, 2007

Crab Spackle

An exclamation of utter disgust, usually used in replacement of a foul word

Person One: Fossils fuels do not in any way damage the environment.

Person Two: Crab Spackle!

Mom (From Futurama): Crab Spackle! (Slaps her three sons with one strike)

by Alexander Drummond January 29, 2012

spackled the bowl

Spackle the Bowl is a term employed when an individual has defecated in a manner most in keeping with the lay work of 'a spackler'. The work of a spackler is messy and tends to 'get all over the place'. Much like a spackler, when one 'spackles the bowl', thick, pasty, broken-up, fecal matter blasts out of one's rear-end and tends to splatter or spackle everywhere. Upon occasion, spackling the bowl can also create a fine mist working its way into the atmosphere. Typically, this is one of the most forceful, yet, least productive of the classes of defecation.

Jim was feeling rather cramped and gassy. His discomfort caused him to rush to the restroom hoping to relieve some of this gastro-intestinal pressure. Preparing for a huge gas expulsion, he was very surprised to realize he had, in fact, spackled the bowl, thereby causing him to spray his entire backside with fecal residue.

by Scott_H January 10, 2008

spackle

to have explosive diarrhea, not wipe yourself, and pull your pants back up.

Jeremiah: Yo why are you walking so wierd?
Uncle Bobby: I just spackled myself.

by porpoise April 19, 2008

man-spackle

A slang term referring to semen. "Man-spackle" is compared to a white spreadable wall plastering compound, hence, "man-spackle" tends to be a word used by common blue-collar workers in the construction trades.

Example 1: I pulled my penis from her vagina, and ejaculated a load of man-spackle onto her breasts.

Example 2: My girlfriend came home with dried man-spackle covering her tramp stamp. What a white-trash whore she turned out to be!

by Rook's buddy May 13, 2010

frap spackle

frap spackle is the resulting mess when a bowel movement contains solids with a consistency like spackle, propelled by large amounts of gas (that would be the "FRAP!" sound)- effectively coating the toilet bowl in a uniform layer of semi-solid poop.

invariably occurs when the toilet refuses to flush, or there is no toilet brush anywhere to be found. Think of the toilet scene in 'dumb and dumber'.

and this has only ever happened to me at my date's place, just before we were about to become romantic.

closely related to the dreaded diarrhea shart, where the underwear/wall/unfortunate person/or whatever is behind your behind gets hit by several gallons of high velocity liquid poop.

enjoy your lunch.

frap spackles occur within several hours of eating
- taco bell
- raunchy ronnie's rectum rockets (oh wait, that'd be a Mcpoop with extra sauce, wouldn't it?)
- too many buffalo wings and beer

looks remarkably like someone spackled the toilet bowl with refried beans

by roadkill pizza June 22, 2009

Oratory Spackle

ME.
someone who fills conversation or quiet pauses until someone more interesting arrives.

Oratory Spackle

Sue: How are you, you don't look so good. How have you been feeling?

Me: Well, actually I have kind of a bad headache this morning and I have been feeling kinda.....

(someone more interesting walks in the room)

Sue: HEY GIRL, GOOD MORNING!!! HOW YOU BEEN?!

.. then i leave the room.

Also, can be useful at parties. I arrive early and stand around talking about movies or reality tv, until more important guests arrive.

by Kerilotion November 24, 2009