Spotted Dick

(n.) Syphilis

The poor chap's spotted dick landed him in the hospital.

by Ann_Hedonia January 13, 2009

Scooted the rooster

Paying the bill before the cock, who is doing it for self gratification, can.

Before Richard could gloat over paying the bill, Bryton scooted the rooster.

by Tcop October 14, 2020

Brown Spotted Hyena

A cougar, but 10-20 years older. Characterized by looser skin, dated clothing, and a closer resemblance to your grandmother than your mother. Shares the same need as cougars to feed on the souls/cocks significantly younger men.

Hey, check out those cougars over there. Those aren't cougars, they're like 50. Those are brown spotted hyenas.

by calicanuck July 26, 2013

Silver Spooned

When a game or level of a game becomes suspiciously easy.
Watch out, usually game developers use these moments to set complex traps.

There's my goal right there but this has been too easy. I've been silver spooned, there's a trap or puzzle somewhere, I'm sure of it.

by Rainalot_ May 31, 2017

Nigga Spooked

When something is so scary that its spooks the timbs off a hard ass nigga.

Nigga 1: Damn nigga, Charlene said she was pregnant and my mothafuckin timbs flew off my goddamn feet!

Nigga 2: Damn son, that hoe really got you Nigga Spooked like that?

by The Crippled Crip December 23, 2019

yellow spotted fiddle fart

a fart so loud and messy that it leaves yellow spots on your underwear and sounds a little like a fiddle being played under water.

Dude, what was up with that yellow spotted fiddle fart? it sounded like a back woods prison party.

by painshowerintheladyflower April 21, 2011

spooked ass bitch

one who is often threatening, (generally in a physical manor), yet does not follow through with such threats; the individual is in fact, afraid of physical confrontation.
One who is "spooked," as in being in fear of something.
One who is "jumpy," or otherwise nervous reagarding any situation.

That "spooked ass bitch" better watch out, 'cause my cousin know witchcraft.

by Jesse Valencia October 24, 2002