spooge pirate

A woman whos primary objective in life is to rob unsuspecting men of their man juice. They use and abuse men just so they can add to their collection of spooge.

Do you think I should go out with her? No way man. I wont let you fall victim to another spooge pirate.

by Heywood Jablomy March 12, 2005

Spoogefoot

When living with a male roommate in an apartment with one shower, a Spoogefoot would be the person who showers 2nd in the morning.

Jimmy was all but certain that white stuff on the shower floor was NOT soap and that from this day forward, he would be know as a Spoogefoot.

by Cardsblo August 24, 2009

Spooge Dumpster

n. a female who frequently participates in sexual intercourse just to experience coitus; similar to a "skank" or "ho".

"I thought Jenny was sleeping with Tim, not David; she's such a spooge dumpster."

by FlannelMan 92 November 25, 2009

spoogewhore

Noun : A lazy slut that falls asleep with dry semen on her face

I had to kick that spoogewhore out of my bed because I couldn't look at her anymore!

by T. Fuller September 23, 2011

bloody spooge sack

When your spooge becomes somehow bloody, then leaks on to ur sack. It then becomes a bloody spooge sack.

EWWW Ben Affleck spooooge!!!

Whenever he beats off, he always gets a bloody spooge sack...wtf?!

by lcrimsontidel October 18, 2008

knifey-spooney

A game in which two or more players compare knives; the player with the largest knife is the winner. However, any player may choose to use a spoon instead of a knife. Any spoon beats any knife, but a player with a spoon is disqualified if another player recognizes and announces his or her use of a spoon.

"That's not a knife. THIS is a knife!"

"That's not a knife, that's a spoon."

"Ah, I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before!"

by RUFCKNSRS January 25, 2014

Spooge Rag

A spooge rag is a piece of clothing or cloth used to wipe up spooge.

Disgusting...I just grabbed my shirt and there is some sticky shit all over it.
Sorry man...I couldn't find my spooge rag, and I had to find a new one.

by Zuchinibut aka Mr. Incredible February 3, 2006