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spooge

Spooge - The shit that comes outta your knob once you done either

a) Screwing
b) Beatin' It
Awww, Ben Affleck's Spooge!
by Matt C April 2, 2004
mugGet the spoogemug.

Spooge

To Rob someone of their meth at knife-point
Person 1: give me all your money! This is a spooge!

person 2: okay, just don't hurt me!
by Thermite was stolen March 31, 2023
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spooge

any unexplained smudges or unwanted effects that appear on a computer display or any other display
by Exit 4 September 14, 2003
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spooge

Noun. A word used when someone MEANS to say "splooge" but can't actually pronounce the correct word. Spooge is not actually a word. You MEAN "Splooge" with an "L."
"I shot my spooge all over her face."

"You mean, 'splooge?' What? Can't you talk right?"
by GrammerNazi May 8, 2013
mugGet the spoogemug.

spooge

A liquidy mess on the floor or a sticky substance found anywhere.
Man, there's a bunch of spooge on my desk.
by bezel333 December 31, 2005
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spooge

thick substance usaly found in her change purse or on your friends sisters' pillow case
Dat skank was so nasty I had to spooge in my hand and throw it at her
by Guido SWP December 29, 2007
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Spooge

A mixture of mayonnaise and ketchup similar to Russian dressing.
Can I dip my fries in your spooge Adam?
by latenightspinning July 6, 2020
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