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Sportsmanshit

It's when a player sucks at being nice to the other player that he loves to destroy everything and scream "f*ck" and "B*llshit" or "D*ck (head)* or "P*ssy*
Andy Murray sucks at sportsmanship so instead he has sportsmanshit by saying f*ck all over the court for everyone to hear, that's how he lost to Djokovic
by F Smasher Bob April 4, 2015
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Spokesracist

Any spokesperson or individual who in any way offends Politically Correct Liberals. Everything said by any spokesracist is branded as racist hate speech by the PC... even when race isn’t involved in the issue.
PC Woman: “You look like three wise men. On what issues should we Media-Americans provide more in depth coverage?

Moe: “For me, more coverage on the US deal with Iran ‘cuz I think it puts Jews in Israel at risk.”
PC Woman: “Obama made that deal... {SLAP}. How dare you disagree with a black man you evil Spokesracist!”

Larry: “More coverage of third party candidates. I don’t like the major party choices.”
PC Woman: “Hillary is one of those choices ... {SLAP}. How dare you deny a woman’s right to be President you evil, sexist Spokesracist!”

Shemp: “No comment.”
PC Woman: “Your silence is appalling... {SLAP! SLAP!}... How dare you ignore and support the Hate Speech of your two friends! ...{SLAP!} Your behavior isn’t funny at all you evil Spokesracist! {SLAP! SLAP!}
by pianocheater September 21, 2016
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spodermanbuttcrackguy

Watch out, here comes the spodermanbuttcrackguy
by mcfebble October 15, 2019
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Sportsman

A pushy, ambitious person who walks around you up the escalator and isn't content to wait in line with everyone else. A pejorative term possibly first coined in Moscow where the metro escalators are especially long and walking up them is a tireless endeavor.
Guy 1: Geez, these morons are rushing me up the escalator! Can't they see its like a mile long?!
Guy 2: Just let 'em go by. They must be official "sportsman".
by Legally Pumped December 14, 2012
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Stand Up Sportsman’s Double

When a father and son have a threesome with the neighbors ex wife while making eye contact at the moment of ejaculation.
My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.
by All Bets Hedged July 27, 2021
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Smokesmanship

Smokesmanship is the act of having highly adequate smoking abilities.
Dick: "Well, Bob, it looks as though Harold is still waiting on the blunt be passed."

Bob: "That's right Dick, he hasn't even reached for the blunt yet. He has excellent Smokesmanship."

Or

"Laynee is an ass, she never brings any bud. She has terrible Smokesmanship"
by Dr. Chronic Ph. DaNk November 13, 2016
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SpokesMaster

A person whose sole purpose is to count the ringlets or "spokes" of another persons spinchter/anus. This person may or may not also be obssessive about such a practice; but it is often more or less used demeaningly.
"The doctor at my appointment today took a really long time starting at my butthole. I think he might have been a SPOKESMASTER"
by DankFurhter February 4, 2026
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