Splinkety Splonk

The sound your brain makes when it runs out of ideas...

think, think, think...uh-oh - Splinkety Splonk

by Ricci Pleszkan October 29, 2004

splong

A crude smoking device resembling a bong into which spliffs are placed.{hybrid of spliff and bong)

by antiplod May 26, 2003

Splongcat

A Splongcat is a person, mostly a faggot, who constantly attracts unneeded attention. Commonly described as being an attentionwhore and performs the act to splong.

"Splongcats are really retarded... They really deserve to be kicked in the scrotch!"

by Ano Nymous March 6, 2008

Sploink

When the penis misses the vagina completely and goes full force into the taint. The resulting force causes a severe bend or flex in the erect penis resulting in pain and discomfort to the penis and sometimes the taint region.

I was bangin your mom super hard from behind, she was really liking it. She started bucking around and I tried to slam it in there hard and got a severe sploink that pretty much put me out of commission for an hour or so.

by Airgazim September 3, 2007

Sploink

To tug

I sploink that gloop it then a splurg get doinked

by EpicGamingTimeBabe November 21, 2020

sploinburger

A word used when an expletive is deemed too harsh and you need a quick escape word to help you out. It's a substitue word.

"You are such a sploinburger"

by Neil Mahoney August 27, 2007

Shlown

someone who tries very hard to be hot or attractive and ends up looking like a slutty clown.

girl 1: Do you see how that girl is dancing obnoxiously with her glow sticks?
guy 2: Eww.. does she think thats attractive?
girl 1: She looks like........A SHLOWN.

by sillysteph October 21, 2010