Sloker

Shorthand for "slow cooker".

Example 1:
Chris: Hey Fran, are you coming to Tesco's ?
Fran: Nah sorry mate, I've got a sloker meal today.

Example 2:
Chris: What are you doing for lunch Fran ?
Fran: I made a sloker meal last night, so I'm having that.

by chris_russia October 23, 2013

Slok

A derrogatory term for a white person

“Nathan from that private school is a real slok.”

by BigMoneySchlong June 4, 2018

Sploinger

Cannabis cigarette

Skin up a sploinger;
Are you comin round fer a sploinger?
Can i have a light please as my sploinger has went out?
This sploinger tastes of gak!
What was in that sploinger?

by woodstein antrim November 1, 2008

splob

Cross between a spot and a blob. Commonly used in the production of expressionistic paintings.

Put a splob of paint there.

by splatmeister May 22, 2006

splodeydope

A suicide bomber. Frequently seen in conservative blogs.

Now, now, children. Put down those rifles and get back to your splodeydope class...

by Pi Factorial March 22, 2006

splog

A unwanted post placed on a blog that is used for soliciting purposes. Like spam, spim, spat, and spobile, these messages contain links to websites featuring the usual array of forcibly advertised online services, such as pornography, credit repair, and prescription drug sales. The messages may be made to appear as a comment from an interested reader, stating that the posted link is to a webpage relevant to the current discussion, or an invitation to view the spolgger's own personal blog.

Wow, I totally agree with you. <Click here> to check out my blog.

by Dawn Davenport March 16, 2005

splode

A mistransation of explode

Your head a splode

by Harry Black February 18, 2004