Slitch

This is a combination between a slut and a bitch.

"Brittany is such a slitch, do you see what she is wearing?"

by froggered98 November 27, 2013

slitchard

slut, bitch, retard,the gross dumb bitch that lives around you and that loves fucking but is just the dumbest slut)

yo i need to get laid!

call the slitchard

by beezy the pyramid February 26, 2008

Slitch

Slitch! I somehow thought years ago I came up with this word myself. However, my definition went as such... Slitch, being made by combining slut & bitch together. Was meant to be everything you do love about a slut, and everything you do love about a bitch, and none of the shyte you hate. So was meant to be a positive spin.

Hope you appreciate my take on the word.

#Mon#akaShaneqa#akaMo#

I'm vibing with that Slitch!

That Slitch is gonna take care of my primal itch!
My Slitch ain't no witch!

by Mondayne October 11, 2018

Splitcision

Combined and abbreviated word derived from split decision. Primarily used in political or sports related discourse

Chase Alan is a splitcision quarterback, exactly what the Redskins need this year.

by Chase deez October 25, 2018

Splinching

Splinching (a combination of the words “spread” and “clinch”) is a flatulating technique. This occurs when one (or more) butt cheeks are spread apart, yet the sphincter is clinched, producing an impressive auditory phenomenon.

Ezekiel: “That was an impressive cheeser, my good man! What’s your secret?”
Jedediah: “Splinching is the key to a distinguished cheek squeak, Big E.”

by grandmasterpapasmurf January 21, 2023

Cum Splotch

A splotch of cum or cum-like substance.

Guy 1: Dude, what is that on your shirt?
Guy 2: My friend rubbed a glob of my deoderant on me.
Guy 1: You've got a cum splotch!

by Ambrosiatic February 24, 2009

Slitch

Simply put, a girl who is both a slut and a bitch. Sluts put out but they can be cool. Bitches act bitchey and may or may not put out. A slitch will put out and acts bitchey the majority of the time.

Becky: God, I can't believe anyone likes Susie. She's so rude and easy.
Harriet: I know, she's such a slitch!
Tommy: I don't know what you two are talking about. Susie's sexy!
Becky: You're disgusting Tommy. You just want to get some.
Tommy: So what?!

by Johnson Peckerton June 15, 2010