splifficult

You can't do something you normally can because you're too stoned

It's really splifficult for me operate the computer this morning!!

by Sazzy J November 25, 2009

spliffness

the ability to quickly roll a spliff.
your quickness is directly related to your spliffness.

Maggie: Wow Greg, your spliffness is amazing!
Greg: Listen Struggles, my spliffness is no match for yours!!

by RyanGregMaggie May 19, 2010

Slimfinger

A female in position of authority and/or knowledge, yet falls way short of such distinction.

Meat, I called that "Slimfinger" running the Moline tournament, and she knew nothing about the game times.

by KBvsFLW November 5, 2008

spleefing

the act of playing the game spleef
used in context of minecraft

spleefing is a game that is played by having a lava pit covered by an easy to break material and and to have two people "fight"or "spleef"
by removing the blocks under their opponent
causing them to fall into lava and die
it is highly recommended that you put all but a shovel in a chest before spleefing

want to spleef?
hells yeah!! spleefing is awesome!

by wormyish May 20, 2011

Sniffing Tom

A person who stealthily sniffs other people's butts without them knowing.

Sam: Jimmy was caught hiding under the couples bed. A sneaky Peeping Tom he is.
Jeremiah: No he is a Sniffing Tom, he was sniffing their butts when they were asleep.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 13, 2021

Ass Sniffing

The art of gingerly spreading your hot and dripping womans ass cheeks. Applying your nose to her asshole and slowly inhaling the bunghole scent of her unwashed funky turdcutter. You continue to partake of her cheesey scented crapper before you apply your tongue and slowly cleanse and clean her browneye while she sucks your cock.

My old lady was ready for some action. I spread her ass wide and sniffed her wrinkled sheriffs star deeply. It was greatly funky. I sniffed again and began licking and sucking her stink star until the flavor was gone. She was sucking my crank so hard, I busted a nut deep in her throat while I buried my tongue deep in her crapper.

by Bunghole Lover January 10, 2005

Spiffing

For something to be excellent or good. Word is mainly used by upper-class British

I say Grayson, that back-scratched you purchased for me the other day is rather spiffing.

by Superduperpooperscooper123123 January 8, 2010