splease

Yes please. Used in response to a question to remove the need for 2 words.

Q:Would you like a glass of water?
A: Splease!

by Sanocomblano September 17, 2007

Spleater

Someone whom often thinks they can fly, only to fall off of buildings and land on pigeons.

Did you hear about Jenny? That spleater jumped off the Empire State building....Those poor pigeons!

by Jenn Jennifer January 1, 2008

Spleaser

Originating from and a slang term for "splasher" - an expression made popular by Jerry B. Anderson.

A spleaser (or splasher) is a (typically male) person that has the "Schalk im Nacken" and knows exactly how to attract people from the opposite sex (typically women). You will typically come across spleasers in groups of 3 - 6 individuals. Although general appearance can widely vary, a spleaser's most notable characteristics are chirping others, smooth dance moves, noteworthy intellect, baller attitude and a general overdose of swag.

Woah, did you see that dude making a move on that bird? He's a true spleaser!

by nmn104 April 11, 2019

speafing

When someone is talking in a nonsensical manner, making absurd or contradictory statements, or weaving unrelated ideas together in a confusing manner. By Nis Tuga

"that mf is speafing rn"/ "yo stop speafin my boy"

by Nis Tuga September 14, 2023

splaff

the noun or verb relating to (male or female) ejaculate

ewan's sheets are like fucking jacob's crackers with the amount of splaff on them!

by khronk June 26, 2003

splead

Pronounced as if it were "SPREAD" but with an L instead of the R.

1) A deliberate mispronunciation of "spread", when used as a verb

2) A a gibberish verb that can be used to fill a gap

1) Splead it out a bit more!

2) If I could splead it, I would!

by Andrew Waite May 27, 2006

SPLAF

Simultaneous Pedestrian Lateral Avoidance Failure: SPLAF
The awkward situation in which two people cannot find a way to avoid one another while walking in opposite directions toward one another, as one person continually moves horizontally to match the other's movements.

Onlooker 1: "What are they doing, moving back and forth like that?"
Onlooker 2: "It's a SPLAF."

by 143267 December 28, 2009