splead

Pronounced as if it were "SPREAD" but with an L instead of the R.

1) A deliberate mispronunciation of "spread", when used as a verb

2) A a gibberish verb that can be used to fill a gap

1) Splead it out a bit more!

2) If I could splead it, I would!

splead by Andrew Waite May 27, 2006

boganii splendicus 

The "splendid bogan", a sub species of the famous "boganii australis". This particular beast is extremely hard to recognise for they appear "normal" on the outside, in fact they are often considered "beautiful", but deep down they are terrifyingly ugly and BOGAN!
They are often found throughout the "North Shore" and "Eastern Suburbs" of Sydney.

David Attenborough; BE WARNED. "One must exhibit extreme caution when approaching the Boganii splendicus, for looks can be very deceiving".

boganii splendicus by tangelico July 21, 2009

splendiforous 

very wonderful

His wife is splendiforous!

splendiforous by Starchylde December 21, 2014

spladle 

A complicated and usually painful amateur wrestling move that involves splitting your opponents legs, while pinning his back to the mat, using your arms and legs.

Ryan just got spladled. Poor guy was humiliated.

spladle by Braydawg May 25, 2014

splenda papa 

A man who wants to be a sugar daddy but is most definitely past his prime, cheep as hell, lies about being great in bed, and looks like your recently deceased grandfather.

Woooow, bill is a sugar daddy?

Nope, he's a Splenda papa. Too old and cheep to be supplying sugar.

splenda papa by Roryroryrorai12345717 March 21, 2016

Splendid 

Great; amazing

- Thomas, I am a bit concerned about this recent stock market fiasco.
- Nigga, we sell crack.
- Splendid.

Splendid by Kwombat November 10, 2020

sleading 

The act of reading a book while dozing off. Usually this is intentional, reading in order to fall asleep.

Bob spent the afternoon sleading outside on his porch swing.

sleading by Smedley von Shnurdley June 24, 2012