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Fisherman Splatter

A play on the traditional Red Lobster seafood dish, the "Fishermans Platter," it occurs when a man takes his used, post-coitus condom and smacks his partner across the face with it, essentially "splattering" his ejaculatory fluids all over said partners face.
Jackie was disappointed that Justin gave her a Fisherman Splatter after they made sweet love down by the fire.
by Mathias Orion June 15, 2006
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Splashberry

Originally the name of a drink at Ihop containing Sprite/7up and fruit syrup, changed to mean a turd that, when it hits the water in a toilet bowl, splashes water up onto your butt hole.
"Dude, I just dropped a Splashberry"
"Aww man... I hate those"
by Odhrain February 15, 2010
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sour apple splatter

Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.
Keith was pissed off when saw the sour apple splatter Curtis left in his toilet.
by Tack January 24, 2006
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splatter

Causing something to violently splash against a surface.
My diarrhea caused my shit to splatter all along my leg.
by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003
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splattered tomato

when a girl starts bleeding profusely out of her vagina during sexual intercourse.
"i was having sex last night and suddenly my girlfriend was a splattered tomato"
by matt panacci June 16, 2008
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SplashBerry

When a female ejaculates while on her period leaving a bloody disarray for her sexual partner.
"Ben: Dude how was last night with Rachel!?
Josh: Don't ask!!!
Ben:why, what happened?
Josh: I got SplashBerry in my eye!!!"
by Ihopper December 28, 2014
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splatter mat

A lower back tattoo on a female that a male will used to ejaculate on when he "pulls out" during doggy style sex. This tattoo is also known as a "bullseye". Do not confuse a splatter mat with a tramp stamp. A tramp stamp is a female lower back tattoo that has not yet had the pleasure of receiving male ejaculatory fluids.
Dude! Did you see that chick's tramp stamp? I would love to turn that into a splatter mat.
by Dirty L 90 July 24, 2017
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