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shitbox 360

The Zune. Why brown? WHY!
Dude! Is that a shitbox 360?
by General Pwnage November 25, 2006
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Shitbox

1. A garbage ass car, either because it hasn't been properly taken care of or it just wasn't any good to begin with.
2. A woman's asshole.
1. Maybe if you got rid of that hooptie ass shitbox Cobalt you'd get some bitches on your dick!
2. When I get out of work I'm gonna go to your mom's house and tongue-punch her shitbox.
by AC Sativa May 19, 2018
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shitbox profiling

being pulled over or otherwise harrassed by cops for being in an old, cheap or rundown vehicle. Especially in an affluent area.
my friend complained on facebook that she was frightened by two belligerent undercover cops who pulled her over for a busted headlight. After she insisted that uniformed patrolmen show up to reasure her that they were genuine, one of them commented " oh they were probably real cops, they're just used to dealing with rough neighborhoods and after all you're in a pretty old car" I commented on her post " you've been the victim of shitbox profiling"
by Cernunos May 5, 2011
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dry smash her shitbox

This new girl I'm fucking wont leave me alone, and shes really annoying, what do ya think I should do?

Dry smash her shitbox!
by baho June 15, 2008
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shitbox

an ass or asshole
hey jeff' wanna touch on my shitbox

hey jeff, look at the shitbox on that lady
by jagginoff December 9, 2010
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Nissan Shitbox

A car that idiots on welfare checks drive and pretend that they are driving something much better, i.e a Mustang, Challenger, Monaro or Camero. Despite the name, Nissan Shitbox is a general term, and is not just limited to cars manufactured by Nissan, but is instead used to describe the cars of the 1980s to early 1990s variant of several makes and models of coupes and compacts. These include, among others, the Ford Laser, Toyota Corolla, Honda Civics and of course, the Nissan Skyline.
Person 1: Dude, did you hear that car revving outside? Was that a mustang or something?
Person 2: Na man, it was just a Nissan Shitbox. That asshole revs up all the time. He just gets out there and pretends that he's in a Muscle Car.

Person 1: What a fucking retard.
by Southbound Soul May 10, 2018
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American shitbox

Any American made vehicle . Typically decorated with flag stickers and buy American decals to indicate a complete lack of global sourcing knowledge. An American shitbox typically contains less us sourced content than a Toyota or nissan. Typically American shitboxes cost substantially more than the trailer they are parked in front of when new and drop in value rapidly.
Bring me my jumper cables, I'm going to fire up this American shitbox
by Datsu smallcoch July 10, 2015
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