A phrase your mother tells you to remind you that your father left you and that you meant nothing to him, that he'll never EVER return with that spilt milk.
by --BerryTheManokit-- November 30, 2022

guy 1: damn did you see sydney?!
guy2: oh yeah, she has a fucking awesome rack!!
guy1: I think "she spilt something on her shirt". i'd better go check that out for her.
guy2: yeah i think jennifer "split something on her shirt" too
guy2: oh yeah, she has a fucking awesome rack!!
guy1: I think "she spilt something on her shirt". i'd better go check that out for her.
guy2: yeah i think jennifer "split something on her shirt" too
by damngurldamn55555 October 25, 2011

by Chopper-san February 16, 2015

The act of separating a child from his/her/their biological parent but the use of deception.
Selling a parent in order to cause her to become pregnant with someone whose pedigree is close enough to yours that the child can pass as yours.
Sharply stripping the biological parent of all rights: human, constitutional, national, state, and federal, so the biological parent has no hopes of ever learning of the traffic that the biological child gets stuck in or the type of rest area the child is left at on the side of a state or federal highway, one in which you must pay the toll.
Selling a parent in order to cause her to become pregnant with someone whose pedigree is close enough to yours that the child can pass as yours.
Sharply stripping the biological parent of all rights: human, constitutional, national, state, and federal, so the biological parent has no hopes of ever learning of the traffic that the biological child gets stuck in or the type of rest area the child is left at on the side of a state or federal highway, one in which you must pay the toll.
by GlassOnionsWalrus June 22, 2020

by MysticalBW November 27, 2023

Stated when something that happened/seen was so funny that it made one accidentally or theoretically spill their beer from laughing so hard
Person 1: Did you see that video of Will from last night?
Person 2: Yeah dude it was so funny I spilt my beer watching it
Person 2: Yeah dude it was so funny I spilt my beer watching it
by beepboop January 2, 2019

Annoyed or mad or something:
I am a spilt venti right now , I literally just snapped the strap of my heel.
Reaction:
Becca : *rolls eyes* ugh … why is it so basic ..(meanwhile there at a epic event)
Nikky: Why you being a spilt venti ? Becca ~
I am a spilt venti right now , I literally just snapped the strap of my heel.
Reaction:
Becca : *rolls eyes* ugh … why is it so basic ..(meanwhile there at a epic event)
Nikky: Why you being a spilt venti ? Becca ~
by Spilt venti June 3, 2023
