Definition: The speedy hunter refers to the act of asking a girl if she is down to party after telling her your down. This is immediatly followed by taking either a condom (new or used) or the condom box and chucking it at the floor by her feet or right past her head.
by king nacho March 5, 2005
Get the the speedy huntermug. Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez.
by Slydog11 December 17, 2019
Get the Speedy Gonzalezmug. Video content (i.e., commercials, legal warnings, tedious dialogue) through which one fast-forwards.
Girl 1: "Hey, wait a minute! Back it up! What was that?
Girl 2: "What was what?"
Girl 1: That boy I saw in the speedy-byes...was that your brother in the commercial for Guys Gone Wild?"
Girl 2: "What was what?"
Girl 1: That boy I saw in the speedy-byes...was that your brother in the commercial for Guys Gone Wild?"
by weezlhed January 18, 2010
Get the speedy-byesmug. A Speedway version of the popular 7-11 Slurpees.
A little thicker than 7-11 but still awesome.
Usually 89 cents for any size all summer.
A little thicker than 7-11 but still awesome.
Usually 89 cents for any size all summer.
by iamtowlie July 7, 2010
Get the Speedy Freezemug. by niggarhighschool June 3, 2019
Get the Speedy-fastmug. A pizza delivery service in Lugano, Switzerland, that can and will take advantage of a non-Italian speaker by switching their words around to create an entirely different pizza order.
Basically, an order of an extra topping can easily become an entire new pizza of its own. And it will.
Basically, an order of an extra topping can easily become an entire new pizza of its own. And it will.
(In broken-up Italian)
-You've called Speedy Pizza
-Hello, I would like two vegetarian pizzas please, with extras of olives, ham, and pepperoni.
-Okay, that will cost you (???)
-Thank you.
-Your pizzas will arrive in 15 minutes.
(pizzas arrive)
-Here's you six maximum size pizzas sir, you owe 181 Swiss Francs
-You've called Speedy Pizza
-Hello, I would like two vegetarian pizzas please, with extras of olives, ham, and pepperoni.
-Okay, that will cost you (???)
-Thank you.
-Your pizzas will arrive in 15 minutes.
(pizzas arrive)
-Here's you six maximum size pizzas sir, you owe 181 Swiss Francs
by sim1345 September 29, 2007
Get the Speedy Pizzamug. Your fastest friend
by Branchsquad January 21, 2021
Get the Speedy Branchmug.