Spank Me

I’ve been very NAUGHTY, I NEED you to SPANK ME!

Put the Hand-Cuffs on Me. Pull My Pants and Panties Down. Pull Me across Your
Knees, Secure Me In Place, Lock Your Leg
Around Me. Grab that Big Old Wooden

Bath Brush, and paddle Me , very Hard

And very long because I Deserve It! Start
With HARD Slow Strikes, getting HARDER AND FASTER IN FLURRIES.. just to see Me
Dance..Set My ASS On FIRE. Don’t Stop before You Have Me Squirming and Wiggling and Begging You to Stop, Feet KICKING, PLEADING For MERCY, Telling You how SORRY I AM.. Crying REAL TEARS!
You BELIEVE ME ..BUT TELL ME THIS IS WHEN THE REAL PUNISHMENT BEGINS!
You Continue with Several More Sets of Flurries About Twenty in s Set Sixty or So.
You Announce that Part One is Over Now,
Go Stand in the Corner for Ten Minutes..
Part Two will begin Then.. and Your getting another Fifty bent over the Couch,
This Time with the LONG TAWSE!!

I’ve been very NAUGHTY, I NEED you to SPANK ME!

by Well Punished October 20, 2019

spankito suave

1- A Latino, typically (but not exclusively) of the Puerto Rican or Mexican persuasion, who greases his hair and tries very hard to be a gigolo. He will often take an oversized bottle of cologne and spray it at a fan on the highest setting, then stand before the cloud of overpowering fragrance. Other things he will do include unbuttoning his shirt halfway down so he has easy fondle-access to his chest hair, chew on toothpicks, speak in an exaggerated Spanish accent, and stuff his underwear with a rolled-up tube sock. He doesn't believe in being clean-shaven, nor will he be a nice or reliable companion to any women. Paradoxically, women like him anyway because they are stupid.

2- A generic Latin singer who straddles the line between Straight and Gay

3- Someone who likes to wankerbate on a regular basis

"If it wasn't for spankito suave over there, cologne manufacturers would go bankrupt."

"Ricky Martin is a spankito suave."

"Ese spankito suave le gusta JUGAR CON EL PNRZ."

by Batrastard July 5, 2003

Spank Ze Monkey

A game in which two men (not gay) jerk each other off vigorously until one blows his load. After the winner may choose to call the guy a faggot and blow his load onto his face.

Dude me and gouch were playing Spank Ze Monkey yesterday and i totally fucking lost! He blew his load onto my eye and called me a faggot, humiliating as shit.

by purpleslingeryo July 8, 2011

Cyber spank

To suffer a public “telling off” on a social network site.

An admonishment by parent for social networking while you should be doing college work.

Example cyber spank: “Now get off Facebook and go and do some revision xxx”

by outback dingoes June 10, 2010

spanked out

To have masturbated so much one is literally sexually exhausted, or at least temporarily not interested in sex.

To Peter's surprise, his date wanted to hook up, however he was spanked out from watching porn the night before.

by doooosh May 6, 2010

Spankulsive

A combination of spanking and compulsive. A person who thinks, dreams and fantasizes about his/her next spanking he will give or receive. A person who's interest in spanking goes far beyond that of just a fetish, it becomes a reason for his/her existance and gives meaning to his life when fulfilled and causes pain and depression when the need isn't satisfied.

John wanted to complete his work at the factory but his spankulsive desires made it impossible to think of anything except his date with Stella that night.

by JustPlainAlan July 10, 2011

Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 30, 2006