by knivesirl January 15, 2024
Get the splurge mug.A club in which a group of women get together for drinks, snacks, and possibly games. The ideal is twelve women, and each month each woman puts in a certain amount of money that will be won by one person. The draw pool begins with everyone's name in it, and each time someone wins their name is taken out of the draw. Everyone wins the sum of money once a year.
by for_all_the_women April 18, 2010
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To slap a splurge monkey. To hit, across either cheek with an open hand, someone who is acting like a splurge monkey.
by Captain Sock July 28, 2008
Get the splurge slap mug.The monster that hides in stores and convinces you to buy random stuff that you don't need or are not on your list. This creature especially likes to hide in stores such as Walmart and Ross.
Chelsea: OMG! I went to Walmart with a grocery list and totally got attacked by the Splurge Demon on my way to the checkout!
Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?
Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/
Patrick: Really?! How much did you spend?
Chelsea: I splurged on $50 worth of random crap :/
by Kylie Koxxx June 17, 2010
Get the Splurge Demon mug.Yo bruh, it's been like forevs since I've seen my baby gurl, but tonight we are totes going all the way, and you knows I'm going to splurge my gurge up in her fart box!
by Big Bobby Bacon May 29, 2015
Get the Splurge my gurge mug.Okay, a splurge monkey, is, like, you know, a kind of, it's, like, someone who can kind of not you know speak proper and who likes to blah on about shit. They really annoy me. Bloody splurge monkeys! I hate them all. Utter splurge monkeys. If I had my way they'd all be put down. NOW. Wankers!
by Archibald Wednesday January 1, 2005
Get the Splurge Monkey mug.When a guy ejaculates in a vagina and then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.
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